Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Spotted
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
MenstruallyFrustrated
Surprise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bye bye loser
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Please do it
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Heartbroken
🌶️ Spicy
Kinda sus
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Filing for divorce
United States
Bad sign
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
that1guy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
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mnmolino 14
Maybe dead animals turn him on?
WeAreAHurricane 14
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)
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Comments (346)
crushedone 7
Maybe he uses them to keep rain out of his barrel.
stormchaser24 24
Thinking the same idea Rain or dirt
IceCreamMage 17
Pretty much. It has been used to keep the barrels clean before.
mikepzz 27
That's what I was thinking the whole time..
ikickgingers 15
To put on his gun... It might rain. :/ If you buy that I have this unicorn horn for sale... Only 1000 internets and it's all yours. edittttttt Dammit wtf 13 said it first I effing quit.
bizarre_ftw 22
Yours was better *pats on back*
upyourzlolz 11
1000 internets? Damn. They're getting expensive nowadays.
zombicidal 11
bull 1000 internets is a steal you're nit trying to scam us are you?
perdix 31
Aw, don't quit, Kicky! To paraphrase Knute Rockne, All-American, I want you to give it all you got and go win just one for The Nipple.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Quitters never win kicky!
chulamami916 6
Looks like some cheating jerk is going head hunting.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
U look like that tattoo chick Kat, me like
boofgall 16
167- I'm intrigued by you.
WyKeD 0
916? small world!! lol
Unstoppabl3 0
Hes got "Game" bwahaha.. That was bad
mea_iloveskiing 26
He is hunting no animals :(
ninjuh_wingman 29
What turns a man on more than a bloody corpse of some animal that he just killed?
toyota4life94 6
A naked woman giving him head.
afulks78 11
*********** ?
cup_of_squirrels 6
B-E-S-T-I-A-L-I-T-Y
Daydreemdie 0
It could be for latter for you..
hellbilly205 17
Hes going on a hunting trip skippy...
cdx 11
At least he's protected and you know when he returns, you won't get any STD's. =D
Xquisite1 28
Idiot, she's upset that he's planning on cheating. Protection or not that's the issue!
koolkat27 13
who would actually have sex with their boyfriend after finding out that hes cheating on them? derp.
t765234 10
Hey, have guys heard of this new thing called joking, it's some pretty crazy shit.
hedgehog80 0
He's hunting a different kind of game