Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
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Top comments
Mookdaruch 0
Didn't you lock the door?
someguy945 0
Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.
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Comments (127)
Mookdaruch 0
Didn't you lock the door?
Towelie_31 0
no way only ******* lock the bathroom door on a airplane. op congrats on being a badass
8trickster8 0
Real men poop in their hands
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
why do you need to lock the door unless you have something to hide? only terrorists have something to hide on planes. you must be a terrorist! you hate america! global warming is a scam made up by al gore! obama is a socialist! he wants to take our guns!
FJT 0
you're an idiot! Global warming is not made up, it is real and it was caused by idiots like you who don't give a damn what they do to the environment
dirtybird2212 0
first america is the biggest terrorist orginization in the world and second to 69 look up climate gate you tree ******* h*ppy
Impromptu_fml 0
Global Warming is made up. I havn't had a single hot day of summer since it started, and from what I hear it's bucketing down snow all over the north.
lem0n_lim3 0
You realize #68 is joking, aye?
Impromptu_fml 0
Of course, just adding my perspective.
LoonyLuna123 0
Day-to-day forecasts don't matter much. It's the yearly average temperature that determines if the climate is changing (which it is). Besides, didn't you know that Global Warming could cause another Ice Age? Melting polar ice caps would shut down deep-ocean currents by adding a ton (literally) of fresh water to the ocean. Warm water wouldn't be brought to colder areas, et cetera et cetera...
knightknight 0
lol? show proof of global warming
Loosechange 0
@1 I know seriously if you are on an airplane you lock the bathroom door. This is a total YDI for not using a lock and even if it did not have one which it has to have, you could have held the door closed.
imthatguythatdid 0
damn ppl stop talking about global warming. and not to be a dick but global warming isn't a myth, it's real and way to be a stereotype 68
princessRiRi97 0
Well when you lock the door the stall says occupied so people outside the door know your in there sooo ydi op
fmh123 0
Ahh the first fml from waking up and it made me laugh. Alrighty then!
polarbare 0
first bitches
xXCherrryBombXx 6
3rd dumbass.
xXCherrryBombXx 6
3rd dumbass.
qwertysad 0
tht rly scks
JayC_22 0
lol that must have been awkward fyl
someguy945 0
Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.
nodbor 11
You know that deep down that is what they both wanted to happen.
silent_shark 10
some airplanes have multiple bathrooms.
Roseicat 16
i voted for this when i was moderateing :)
pendulum2012 0
I bet that's your biggest accomplishment of the year, other than winning Employee of the Month at Burger King
polico_wolf 0
thats not suprising - its only jamuary the 4th
kozmikstarz 0
Really, cuz it sucks. Lock the door next time.
Roseicat 16
HAHA!! yer it totaly is FML :) (i work at KFC get it right XD)
luvcascade 0
heh i voted for this as well, fyl OP though...that passenger is completely stupid
obscenememe 0
YDI Who the hell doesn't lock the door?
Bsane 0
it's not like you are home. Why would you feel so comforable to use the bathroom with the door not lock, I will never understand. You totally had this coming.
GanjAxZermA 0
that's really embarassing? oops
thegr8dane 0
you should've just told him Shit happens.
Roseicat 16
best come back ever! (Y)
TempestM 0
#10 WIN