Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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ak73191 0
NEVER offend your boss
iampunk 0
European shoulder bag.
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Comments (36)
Amkii 0
So why DID he have a purse?!
iampunk 0
European shoulder bag.
jess6blondie9 3
Winnnnnnn!
Lemou_fml 25
American "european shoulder bags" looks like lady purses. But shoulder bags are practical. I need my wallet, phone, lighter, cigarets, wipes, tissues, sunscreen (allergic to the sun), power bank, wires, ear plugs and occasionally, beverages (good look finding those at our sand beach that stretches so long you can't see the start or end of it, even by drones). Sand beach = shorts, two pockets.
arms_akimbo 0
If he's holdin' a purse, he should be made fun of ;)
Elisabetha Aarron 18
He should be mad fun of for holding a bag???
alwaysalady 0
I really don't think that man-purse trend will ever take off. Get a briefcase, dudes.
ZING_MASTER 0
It's a carry-all! It's European!!!
cold_fml 0
It's not a purse it's European!
teshab92 0
I always love a good Seinfeld joke
Rayn4u_fml 0
Next time before you make jokes involving your boss: double check! Even if you make fun of him behind his back: always, always double check!
ak73191 0
NEVER offend your boss
SilverBallet 0
Please tell me you got a fortune cookie earlier that day with the words "Smartass will have dumb ass handed to him on silver platter."
mslaurenk 0
i would start carrying a purse around just to piss him off
Elisabetha Aarron 18
How would that piss him off????
MandarinMustang 0
So? He deserved to be made fun of.