Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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iarefatal 9
That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.
Welshite 40
He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.
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Comments (172)
desertlovebird 11
Dump the cheating bastard
disney_blonde 16
I usually don't condone text/email/FB breakups, but I think a breakup text to follow up the Babe texts is quite fitting.
Inciter 33
I think text break-ups are terrible, but in this situation, I'd say go for it.
MakinMills 12
ask em who they are? haha
Epikouros 32
Are you sure these weren't simply three text messages from the same Babe, numbered by the phone? In which case he may still be cheating, but not with your whole sorority.
My3sons 3
Just hope that your 'Babe 1'!
xkncas 8
Ditch his cheating ass. Chances are, you were "Babe 1" before he learned your name...
80sgurl 15
Dump that cheating asshole. You don't deserve that.
angelofmusic113 9
Does that make you Babe 1?
Spottedfeather 7
Why were you looking in a phone that doesn't belong to you ? It's not yours....leave it alone. You have no right to be in someone else's phone.
Helldemon 32
This time, on how to spot a cheater....
MidnightMusic53 37
#92, shut up. Who is to say he wasn't letting her play around on his phone? Even if that wasn't the case, she has every right to look at his phone because relationships require trust, if you've got stuff on your phone that you don't want your significant other to see, it's suspicious. Now go crawl back into your corner and put back on your Dunce cap.
toalysium 15
That word "trust", I don't think it means what you think it means... Snooping just because someone gets a few messages is the exact opposite of trust. Now go get a dictionary, sit in the corner, and ask 92 politely to bring you the dunce cap.
MidnightMusic53 37
Who said she even read them? All she said was that he got text messages from "Babe 2," "Babe 3," and "Babe 4." You must not have a cell phone, because anybody can see who the text is from when it pops up on the screen. "Trust" can have a different definition when it comes to relationships, especially with different couples. Cell phones are no longer private, a lot of couples even share them. Your stupidity is inconceivable. Go join #92 in his corner.
ForeverAloneGal 23
That'll do pig. That'll do.