MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Higginsville, United States
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Professional_Ars
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
brownieswillneverbethesame
United States
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Anonymous
Random Access Memories
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fermentation
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Top comments
biggestfan23 11
Just picturing that makes me want to throw up my frosted flakes I'm currently devouring
iarefatal 9
Probably not like sprinkles on cupcakes right?
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Comments (109)
ddinspire6 10
Wow that's so disgusting
BlakesHonestLie 8
Disgusting? Yes, I agree. If you look on the bright side though, he upped his protein intake for the day.
ohgeejosee 19
How could this, in any way, be deserved?! Good LORD fyl D:
IAmJad 18
35- Who ever said anything about it being deserved? Besides, if OP is unsanitary (assuming they made the cake), then it could be deserved.
MDTeddy 13
In the 5 minutes it takes prepare the cake baking, maggots got in it? How is that possible? The only way would be to actually put them in it.
ElatedEarthling 15
Actually, if there is uncooked egg in the cake and it has been sitting for a few days, its totally possible for maggots to grow in there. Plus the cake acts as food for them. Disgusting, so always remember to fully cook your cake folks! :p
ohgeejosee 19
36, there are over 600 YDI. That's what I was referring to..
SMHsohard 22
Maggots only eat spoiled or decayed matter, so that cake must have been truly nasty.
Sekkaichi 12
At least you didn't eat Casu Marzu (maggot cheese).
Calingaladha 21
And keep flies away.
JACKxRAWR 22
S'not disgusting if you're Bear Grylls. I bet he'd be like "why is there cake in my maggots?".
LolFMLnot 10
There is first time for everything
IAmJad 18
Therefore I was right in the first place and got downvoted for no reason.
Calingaladha 21
Except for screwworms, yeah.
biggestfan23 11
Just picturing that makes me want to throw up my frosted flakes I'm currently devouring
perdix 31
#2, you still eat while reading FML? You'd be about the last person who foolishly engages in that form of multi-tasking.
eddeeezzyy 19
Lol 30, wanna know another foolish multitask? My friend's Russian cousin watched 2 Girls 1 Cup while eating coco pebbles with not even one gag.
biggestfan23 11
#30 trust me, that mistake will never be made again
Damian95 16
30 she was Russian. No need for anything else. You could've ended it at my friends cousin is Russian.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
When in Russia, 2G1C is disgusted by you!
lambda_fml 40
You mean Soviet Russia
bamagrl410 31
I was seriously just about to go get a snack because I was hungry, and then this FML & especially these comments made me nauseous...
lilhellian 27
Live maggots.. Did Bear Gyrillis show up?
allie2590 31
Maybe he made the cake.
Hazelino 25
Think of all those proteins!
Lasagnaa 24
Was it good?
xeka 10
If bear grylls could grill bears, how many bears would bear grylls grill?
iarefatal 9
Probably not like sprinkles on cupcakes right?
ironichalibut 24
More like cream filled gummy toppings, yum.
ironichalibut 24
Achievement unlocked: Gross out FML community. I'm on a roll.
Welshite 40
Like vanilla.
ManiBoo 23
Why would you eat something that has probably had the time to grow maggots in it? Eww.
spekledworf 18
Your comment makes no sense
Welshite 40
Google casu marzu, #7. I think you'll enjoy it.
Imhere4fml 24
To many words, 12?
HowieDoIt 21
About time someone else tries it! I've been trying to start that trend for years!
ShannyAK 16
That is pretty gross, if you just bought it I recommend you take it back
Julianne_sings 10
The mere thought of that is sickening. Will you ever be able to eat chocolate cake again??
ShannyAK 16
I probably wouldn't
Adhdkid107 9
That's pretty gross. But...how did it taste? I can't be the only one wondering.