Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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iarefatal 9
That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.
Welshite 40
He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.
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iarefatal 9
That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.
Enslaved 38
It would suck even more if her number wasn't even listed under any "Babes" and was something like "el diabla" instead. :P
laughtersplay 14
Better being Babe 1 than the guy with no curtains.
gotaplanstan 28
You should conference call all of them and your own phone, then hand him the phone and tell him it's his mom. Don't forget to record it, and then put it online.
ceenguyenx 6
Babe1 stuff that you want to be the only one. Dump his ass, he doesn't deserved you.
AlanHurtado821 2
"La Diabla" *
Kn0wledge123 21
I swear, #1s comment is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm still laughing.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
What if... OP was down as Babe Ruth?
Smoxxii 17
Being babe #1...That's something to be happy about! Maybe even being babe 6, 7, 8, or 9 is good. In a way that seems logical, but I can't exactly put into words...
sabrinaacrow 26
Hopefully you're babe 1
ddinspire6 10
Dump the asshole
ddinspire6 10
He's cheating on her with 3 girls that she KNOWS of.. I think the chances for communication are over.
isallwaysme 27
18, What if he jokingly named some of his guy friends "babe 1" and so on. That's something my friends and I would do. Don't jump to conclusions.
ddinspire6 10
21, would it be on FML if it was just a joke with his guy friends? I think she would've asked him about it before she posted this.
shyeahh_fml 19
26 - Or maybe she didn't. It's a funny story for us to read even if it was a joke. Or maybe she's thinking of a way to confront him about it.
Kheasus 8
His friends could of changed their names in his phone and all tested him at the same time.
Xalandra 17
Oh GOOD ******* LORD!!! Why are you giving the guy the benefit of the doubt? Really? You really think it's just "some joke" with his friends? I doubt it. Highly. OP it's quacking and walking like a duck, so dump it. but be sure to let all the other "Babes" know about each other before you do. No point in leaving him 3 other girls to comfort him after you're gone.
sens3sfailing 25
We aren't giving him benefit of the doubt, we are saying there is a chance of it not being what it looks like and it should be investigated to see if that is what he is really doing. If it is then we are all pretty much on the same boat of end it, but some people can work through cheating. I couldn't, but some people can
EvilUndead 9
2, Nah. Investigate, don't jump to conclusions. THEN dump, if necessary. It hadn't occurred that that *could* be a joke, but then I remembered few people who could've done a joke like that without second though. Grab unattended phone -> modify contact list.
cpt0bvious 2
Lolz! Lets all argue about something we know very little about! No matter what the true story is, it doesn't matter. It's on FML for your entertainment. So be entertained. And lighten up.
EvilUndead 9
107, arguing is entertaining for some people.
evilplatypus 39
117 - Especially those of us reading the arguments.
AngelSpit 18
Guilty till proven innocent it seems
Xalandra 17
89- you do realize that saying "well maybe it's just a joke" IS in fact giving him the benefit of the doubt right? Saying "maybe it's not all that it appears to be" is giving someone the benefit of the doubt. He is more than likely cheating, and with 3 other people no less. She should confront him and demand answers, but what else could it really be? If it were me and he tried to say "Oh, uh, it's a little joke between me and my friends" then I'd ask to see the rest of the texts to verify if it's true or not. But honestly that's really farfetched not to mention dumb.
EvilUndead 9
152, it goes like this. If OP dumps boyfriend right now without investigation, then if he wasn't teaching, she'll lose her boyfriend for nothing. If he WAS cheating, she'll uncover that after investigation. Investigating first is the safest route.
maraka_musso_fml 16
Which one are you?
MidnaLink 35
Clearly not 2, 3, or 4
maraka_musso_fml 16
Hehe, obviously ;)
flockz 20
;) faces turn anything you say seductive. so don't use them unless you are meaning to sound seductive. i want to shovel cat shit while you milk that cow. ;)
maraka_musso_fml 16
My bad, I thought it was meant as a playful thing. Also I didn't understand the shovel thing.
Emily062611 6
I think you might be the only one who thinks that.... I think ;) and :p can both be playful.
maraka_musso_fml 16
well that's how I use it and no one has ever commented on it. Donc voilà...
Welshite 40
He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.
icemand90 17
genetically enhanced pigs that can use phones and txt :) clever guy
andiw 6
I was gonna say the same thing
snakerake 10
What if it's just his bros? Like I don't know about you people but I have some good bromances goin on with my buds
emilyjgraham 34
Apparently he has more than one pig on the go! I'd say to sit him down and ask him to talk about it but I can't think of any way this is anything other that cheating. Sorry OP, you deserve better. Also, beware of the "You deserve it, you shouldn't be checking his phone" comments!
lilhellian 27
A true relationship has trust.. She should be able to go in his and he into hers.. With some boundaries as far as friends text..
emilyjgraham 34
I didn't say she deserved it but there will be people who do! It's inevitable.
fordneagles 34
Beware the 'well you should have been in the kitchen instead of him' comments too
lilhellian 27
Get their numbers and set up revenge!
TheApostate 8
Or be a better person than the boyfriend. Try and reason with him, and if you can't work things out, then end the relationship.
ReggieReefer 12
Hands down the best plan!!! Get all the girls in on it and get his cheating ass!
Freethaawave 19
Sure pull a John Tucker Must Die
Xalandra 17
33- I think they meant set up revenge for the boyfriend, not set up revenge on the other clueless girls. You're right, they probably have no idea that they are all "other women"
BellaBelle_fml 23
33 - I'm sorry that you had that experience. But I'm glad that you were innocent as you didn't know he was a cheater. And good for you for ending that! However, to say that no one would ever knowingly be the other girl or guy is somewhat false, unfortunately. I've known several people who are very willing to be the other person and have no problems cheating. And I've had personal experience with a guy who was very willing to continue flirting with me even after I had made it very clear that I am married and not interested in him, or any other guy, and that I am extremely happy with my husband. But he didn't care that I was married and continued to flirt and genuinely tried to convince me that I'd be 'so much better off' without my husband and that I should be married to him instead. People like that have zero respect for marriage. But for the sake of humanity I really hope that those girls had no idea about each other and the OP.
cmath_fml 19
#115 tldr
biggestfan23 11
"Don't hate the playa, hate the game". In this case dump the playa
Ozuru 11
I envision you being the type of guy who always is talking about his "swag".
biggestfan23 11
#50 Lol well then your envision is totally wrong
Freethaawave 19
50- Why, cause he's black? -____-
NoFlippinWai 24
50- You can see his profile pic right? He is not 12 or from the Shore. So no, probably not talking about his Swag.
Pstraka6 20
I'm going to assume these are not his sisters and mom. Have a talk about it with him that A) You better be Babe 1 and B) There is only room for 1 babe so he better start explainin
kitkatmeOw 8
Reply to them, "Sorry Babe (2, 3, or 4), I'm busy with Babe 1 at the moment." At least you found out before you were Wife 1. You can find better :)
challan 19
86- perhaps that's what he's going for... Sister wives.
Enslaved 38
"Bah ram ewe, bah ram ewe"
Freethaawave 19
Sheep be truuuue
Enslaved 38
I was starting to wonder if anyone would understand my comment.(: I love that "Babe" movie! And they had to use about 50 pigs because they grow so quickly.
Freethaawave 19
Say word... The more you know!
guitarbeast 22
When I look at the fml the first thing I saw was the words babe repeated and I thought it was going to be about the movie.
ShannyAK 16
Name all the guy contacts on your phone babe 1 babe 2 and so on, then when you receive a text ask him to pass your phone
kultyre 7
Too bad if she does that to all her contacts she might forget who is who and wouldn't know what to change it back to.
coolsunshinebear 14
Lol. I think she should switch up the Babe 2,3,4 with each other in his phone