Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Top comments
iarefatal 9
That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.
Welshite 40
He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.
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Comments (172)
AnimeBitch 14
Ex 1.
Angeuh_fml 21
Time to rename his entry in your mobile OP ;)
c4rpi0 20
At least your number one to him but still dump the douche
Adhdkid107 9
I'm really sorry OP! Time for a new boyfriend! I mean he's a bastard. Good luck!
AshleighNason 24
Switch up the names on his phone so he really doesn't know which "babe" he's talking to.
lexi365 20
Cruel. Too cruel...... I like it!
perdix 31
#17, re-route them all to his mom. That'll fix him. At least it will show her what she taught him about treating women.
perdix 31
I guess he's in the kitchen making lots and lots of sammiches!
Jharrist89 12
Time to pack it up and move on op!
perdix 31
You should have replied to each of the "Babes" by dumping them and admitting that you are secretly gay. Ask them not to out you. You're going to get a lot of funny looks when you are with him, but you won't have to worry about the competition.
s0m3guy2010 21
It could even make sense that OP's boyfriend is gay. Somebody told me that he had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend starting sometime in February of last year. It's not confidential. They still have potential, so doing this could work.
Xatraris 38
But they were a rushing, rushing around. Nice Killers reference.
AshaaFerreira 22
Talk to him and see what this is all about hopefully it's a joke. If not tell him he needs to rearrange his contact names to replace babe 1
Grand_Cookie 21
I'm slightly disturbed by the number of people that seem to be okay with this. Screw that.
KLeePrice 11
When I moderated this, she said she just told him she was pregnant and in his excitement went to the kitchen to get something to drink. Then he received 3 messages from babe 2, 3 and 4.....?