Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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Top comments
chris_42 11
You sure aren't lovin it.
gothiccandy 9
Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.
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Comments (178)
chris_42 11
You sure aren't lovin it.
Damian95 16
Once again, another customer didn't get what they wanted.
lilhellian 27
13 Since I never get what I want. I just walk in, place $5 on the counter and say "surprise me."
nickob96 25
Win!!!
BlueFlatts 20
Surprise, surprise. McDonalds hurts you and your car. I always knew they were evil.
whos_ur_daddy1 19
He didn't have it his way
janelly16 7
Isn't that Burger King?
lonewolf621 17
Shows how hungry that person was!
thebeautybleeds 17
Guess you didn't put a smile on.
yoyoforpeace 14
Stop eating fast food?
badluckross 21
This made my day a lot better, thank you so much. I honestly didn't think my life could get much worse at this point but you put a smile on me kind sir and for that, I thank you.
abbttmc 12
Clearly you should have seen that coming
Ambient25 25
with the eyes on the back of her head?? go drink some bleach
mrwawa 8
That escalated quickly.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Bleach should be included in everyone's diet. On occasion I switch out my morning OJ with a nice healthy mug of Clorox. Chalk full of antioxidants so it really cleans out the system.
Schiffy 18
Drink bleach erryday.
shadow7x 10
very intelligent comeback there Sir
shadow7x 10
#45 if you didn't get that and took it literally, maybe you should go back to elementary school
markuskind 7
How about a rearview mirror?
breezyblue33 19
#93 - I'd drink Bleach if it came in a Kon-shaped cup. In the meantime, I'll stick to my soul candy.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
For the stupid people on the internet, this is a joke. I don't want to turn on the news and hear that someone read on FML to include bleach in his or her diet, so she added it to his or her food and died.
Axipiter 24
128, why must you defy Darwin? Clearly the proper course of action would be not to say anything, and let people decide for themselves if they want to try it...
abbttmc 12
Does no one understand sarcasm? Thought that was pretty obvious
flaca273 7
Now how would they see that coming?
flaca273 7
What's wrong with you?
dixiefoxx 22
That sucks, FYL. That other person needs to be more careful.
niallo 23
That other person needs to retake their driving test. They need to relearn how to stop. It's just lucky it wasn't a pedestrian. They could have been killed.
SystemofaBlink41 27
And OP needs to change their McDonald's schedule too...
jessica2128 9
McCarCrash
AwkwardPartyBear 24
OP should have slapped the McShit out of them.
peacelovecoffee 20
Should've beat the shitten nuggets out of him.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
And break his McRibs.
NoFlippinWai 24
Well that was a McClusterfuck of a day. wasnt it?
OneLegChase 5
Personal vendetta?
SystemofaBlink41 27
More like Personal McVendetta
lambda_fml 40
You tried to be funny with the Mc joke, but it doesnt work everywhere. Im sorry.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Apology accepted.
gothiccandy 9
Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.
niallo 23
Or stop eating at That one.
euphoricness 28
Or maybe go to Burger King so that OP can have it his/her way!
Ambient25 25
or choose In N Out instead
flockz 20
or eat a salad.
AlanHurtado821 2
Or walk Mr. Car Accident you!
scadeypants 2
I'm glad you said it gothiccandy. Exactly what I thought!!!
twaumat 28
or you know, try making food yourself?
RpiesSPIES 27
That is the universe telling you not to eat McDonalds.
Axipiter 24
Ever again. Because you know what'll happen if you do...
HortonThelephant 15
If there is any moral to this story, it would have to be: Stay the **** away from McDonald's!
MakinMills 12
hes stalking you
pmadNess 16
And rear ending you, so you'll notice... ;{)
asdfjkl123456 13
Seems like you've made a friend, doesn't it?