Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I’ve been getting sexy messages from an unknown number. First I told her to stop multiple times, then I blocked her. I can only assume that she changed her number and managed to find me and message me again. My girlfriend saw the messages and told me flatly “It’s over.” FML
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Top comments
Timmead 0
Surely the woman would have her 'boyfriend' in her contacts?
Sun_Kissed18 25
So? There must have been some text after that like "OH SORRY!!! My mistake!" Show her those. Unless she doesn't have a reason to trust you, things should be fine
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Comments (106)
AlwaysDeserveIt 0
YDI for having a phone
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
if she doesnt believe you, let it be.
JohnFR33M4N 0
Score?
Timmead 0
Surely the woman would have her 'boyfriend' in her contacts?
haweb 0
No shit. She sent multiple naked pictures of herself to her boyfriend who isn't in her contact list?
marc_with_a_c 3
yeah.. sounds like a fake, or the other guy's girlfriend is an idiot
ElMundio87 0
I have recieved wrong text messages before that was obviously meant for a boyfriend, it happens
MagicMeds 0
Yeah but something that crucial you don't send to a number you THINK is your boyfriend.
kAhlie 0
I agree #6. and the op was prolly cheating bastard
badbunny 0
yikes, you could use a distraction right now.
slimjim8094 12
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty
lubby_fml 0
NONONONONONO! I hate when family guy does that....
borabora1991 0
you are fantastic.
anon2468 0
time for a twix :P
justalilrandom2 4
Play me out Johnny!
Sun_Kissed18 25
So? There must have been some text after that like "OH SORRY!!! My mistake!" Show her those. Unless she doesn't have a reason to trust you, things should be fine
jillz 0
I agree with Timmead. She'd have her boyfriend in her contacts.
AlwaysDeserveIt 0
YDI for having a phone.
tiancai 0
I wouldn't go that far, but I'd say YDI for having a phone that supports images. Mine doesn't, so I don't have to worry about such things happening to me :D
flying_vegan 0
Hello? Oh hi mid to late 1990s, what's up? Oh, you want your inferior phones back? Sorry, think tiancai's still using one... He also uses your slow modems to avoid the chance of images loading onto his computer any time soon, and I think he just referred to something as "da bomb".
IsntThisAwkward 0
flying vegan. impregnate me.
STAZ211 0
should have chewed it over with a twix
Sophia93 0
lol good one!
EbonyGoddess 0
lol nice
BeeSkwaird 0
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
510driver 0
HAHAHA. nice.
kAhlie 0
haha #11 wins!
shinkukage09 0
The sad, sad stereotypes of males is still shown. ******* pigs, many of the commenters are. And OP, if she doesn't believe you, then she doesn't trust you, and isn't worth your time.
polico_wolf 0
those 2 comments were actually jokes
flying_vegan 0
"Pigs, many of the commenters are?" Like Yoda, talk all backwards you do. Agree with you views I may, but with your phrasing, great problems I have. But I suppose you might actually be Yoda, and therefore I should stop taking the piss before you use your Jedi mind tricks on me...
obesemaurice 0
lol i love this flying vegan person. high 5 for being a smart ass :) and yes i still high 5. my mum said it was cool ok?
flying_vegan 0
Make it an aerial high five and you're on! Then we can trade Pokemon cards!
Palistus 0
the sad, sad truth is shown about bitches with no sense of humor; they're bitches with no sense of humor that like to demean others. I am sad(not really) to inform you many guys are not pigs, and we don't like it when someone can't spot an obvious jokes, and calls us pigs for them. This site is for fun. Jokes are fun. Stop ruining it for people like me who get angered when others make idiots/stereotypers out of themselves.
mskimbelinapham 5
Amen