Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
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HoboMeth 36
You girls should all get together and group break up
hippodankamus 22
Sounds you dodged a bullet there OP. This guy is clearly a cheating douchebag.
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Comments (89)
MadJessTic 29
Ass
ScarredVox92 16
Lol he went full retard. You never go full retard.
shemademedoit 20
I bet it was on Kik maybe
JustinJK 21
I bet on this horse 10k ...maybe
mohamed_H 21
Op's boyfriend is dumb as ****
TDKopecki 16
Karma will be visiting him soon, cheaters never win!
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Not to support cheating, but honestly mister cheater. If you're going to cheat, do it right. Type them the message, and then copy and paste and send separately. Just saying. BTW, if you do actually cheat, **** you, and you can go to hell. Thanks.
GoldenSeagull 6
It's just even more insulting towards the person cheated on, for their "significant other" to be so lazy in their cheating.
RickySleeves 20
Wow. That's romantic.
slingerslasher 24
It's four times as romantic if he sends the text to 4 women instead of 1!
wtfdidudo 9
Group messaging is always a bitch anyways.
hippodankamus 22
Sounds you dodged a bullet there OP. This guy is clearly a cheating douchebag.
CrAzYELF4 26
He is also a idiot.
HoboMeth 36
You girls should all get together and group break up
Tthug 34
I've seen that movie. The wife, the brains, the boobs. OP looks like the brains already.
immaloser95 28
Modern day John Tucker Must Die
Kempeth 5
Agreed but you should all act like you wanted to fight each other for his affections. Chances are he'll think of something demeaning like mud wrestling. You agree, meet up, chuck him into the dirt, take pictures and THEN dump him.
weezypanda420 22
He'll run the other direction if he sees them all together.. Corner him and beat his ass. Make him run home naked.
dreamful_artist 14
That must've hurt, I'm sorry op.
Iris1993 17
You surely mean ex boyfriend?
DaBayst 15
At least you know now. Also I'm curious if the other women were as surprised as you were.
Dswank620 18
I'm really trying to understand the thought process behind this... "It'll be easier then sending it 3 separate times"
Grayness_ 26
than*
mistress_paz 30
Lazy
Dswank620 18
Wow bet you feel good, I guarantee I have a higher iq, higher gpa, and higher act score than you so i'm not really too upset
Mynamewontfi 40
#71 Bragging about shit no one cares about on a site/app, makes you look like an idiot anyway.
TheBelt 19
Wow sorry O.P, your better off without that asshole.