Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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Top comments
hobosapien081 10
in all fairness, he WAS asleep...
alpaquette91 9
Awww he loves you too!
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Comments (165)
hid3n5n0w 0
Sleeping people dont fart
tylersign 11
This reminds me of the FML when they kissed the dog on the nose, then found out it was dead. I was secretly anticipating a similar ending.
YtotsDI 0
the ****?!?
ShyAnn29 15
15- There was an FML where a girl woke up and kissed her dogs nose, only to find he was dead
ikickgingers 15
Can someone translate ... ???
ikickgingers 15
^^ for the other 12
seanders 10
Wow OP if that's an FML for you then good luck in the real world.
Trueeeee 0
Look at you trying to sound smart. Dislike.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
I'm sorry what?
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
I'm sorry what?
yadisingh 5
.. What?
ambamm135 7
O.o
ambamm135 7
Are you speaking English?
ambamm135 7
Y in gods name did my las comment go on this one... It was meant for the next one damn FML mobile -_-
tylersign 11
Haha uh, I guess i'm the only one who remembers that FML?
ohmandapants 17
I don't see the connection..
ohmandapants 17
You are setting yourself up for insults
divine69 0
Because someone would post their dead husband on FML. Seriously?
rarrar321 3
The heck?
rachilio 26
I remember that one!!!
cptmorgan6 8
That was a thank you fart. Only cause he loves you.
md2627 3
Ha that sucks. Hopefully he didnt stink it up
rae_munchkin 6
That's "I love you" in man language.
gingerftw 0
No it's not
JennaMarie420 2
Isn't that just lovely
kkmwong 11
What's the point of doing those things when he's asleep?
fistnazal 10
Mmm... I think summuh'yous got it mixed up.. I don't think op was expecting him to reply with "I love you" or anything of the sorts. She knew he was asleep. Allow me to make an 'as' of myself and 'ume' that when she does "sweet" things like this when he is awake and aware he usually reacts in such a manner?
RedPillSucks 33
it was the most handsome fart you'd ever seen. Admit it.
HollyoaksFan93 9
How romantic!