Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20
Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I guess you can say that this plan... *lowers monocle* Back-fired.
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Comments (100)
laurenlovesjb 20
Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.
HowAreYouToday 34
As much as I want to disagree with a 14 year old belieber, she's right. Life isn't all staged kisses and perfection.
MrSassypants 34
Also, we don't stay alive at the end, and when our death comes it isn't something awesome like giving your life to save the world. It turns out to be something like really high cholesterol. I WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD! I'LL EVEN EAT A LOT OF CHEERIOS!
abu4u 26
I'm sure that farting bit gets cut out in the editing room.
GodPart2 20
It's a sign of true love... embrace it :)
wjh100 13
why does it matter if he farted..... its not like you were kissing his ass
zandalee 20
Or was she?
MrSassypants 34
I do not want to know what movies she watches if she kissed his ass.
kyu_Q 19
The kind where tossed salad are a staple
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I never knew affection could be so deadly.
mkcontrollers 11
I know this will get disliked but I can't stop laughing.
Harmell 7
Was that the first comment in history to say "I know this will get disliked" and be positive?
timeoffire45 8
2: ...but deadly
TisButAScratch 10
YEEEAAAAAA
chocofudges94 8
If someone tried to wake me up when I was fully asleep, trying to be "cute" because they saw a movie, they'd have more than just their olfactory senses accosted...
buckerado 19
If someone woke me up, they had better be doing something else besides a little kiss...Just kidding. Nobody wakes me up without a good reason~____~
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I guess you can say that this plan... *lowers monocle* Back-fired.
Nikkitaria 9
That was absolutely flawless. I am blown away.
bethluvsyou 15
"Blown away" literally
ekb777 13
Maybe that's his idea of romance! Return the favor, he'll love it
Joppik 9
Really? Comments on how this is apparently his fault? I don't really know about you obviously: maybe you get to have complete control of your body whilst you sleep. However the majority of people do not. If it said he was drooling would you say he had some other problem rather then just sleeping?
BellaBelle_fml 23
Woah, woah, woah! Who said it was his fault?
MrConcise 35
Men are always to blame.
RealTalk0 7
Maybe he's just not the romantic type.
olpally 33
Be glad it wasn't silent and deadly. Hopefully you heard it and ran like hell. Haha.
olpally 33
Oops, she did hear it... ****. I need to learn how to read better. Fml.
GrinchFu1 27
At least you weren't trying to wake him up by giving him a ********! There's always a bright side ;-)
cb1002630 11
That's some quality romance right there.
whatthefreshhell 15
At least his face is far away from his ass. ...unless he's been in a terrible accident, and in which case, my condolences.
SWC_Penguin 17
This may be the weirdest comment I've ever seen on FML. Thumbs up.