Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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hobosapien081 10
in all fairness, he WAS asleep...
alpaquette91 9
Awww he loves you too!
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Comments (165)
Neonnight 0
"dutch mudslide"
deviable 9
Never expect romance from someone who is asleep.
mbrooks5110 0
Umm he's asleep you can't begrudge him his "response"....
hateevryone 15
well, he was sleep sooo.......
perdix 31
News flash! He wasn't asleep, but he knew you were buttering him up to get some money out of him and he didn't want to tell you your breath stinks. Fake sleep is the male strategy for conflict avoidance, just like women use fake orgasms hide sexual frustration.
robc32ca 4
He was blowing you a kiss...
Dcm210 19
very romantic.
ikickgingers 15
Am I the only one who thinks OP's kind of creepy??? :/ I just don't get the whispering and "you look so gentle" thing. Unless I'm waking up to some boom boom, please leave me alone...
MangaManiacNat 13
Just shows how comfortable he is around you, so comfortable he felt he could relax every muscle in his body XD
LostSaiyan 3
I wouldve Dutch oven Yu for disturbing me.
sierralovesyou 0
Wow nice picture pervert.