Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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hobosapien081 10
in all fairness, he WAS asleep...
alpaquette91 9
Awww he loves you too!
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Comments (165)
ThatLooksSticky 16
That's true love.
NoNotTheFace 8
Learn morse code. His fart probably told you something.
FaceCramps 4
I see what you did there.... previous fml reference ftw!!!
loserman67 36
I agree with number one - in all fairness, he was asleep. My wife woke me up once because she claimed I was farting almost non-stop and I woke her up. Well, needless to say I was proud that I was able to wake her with the volume of my farts. Then I apologized, told her to go back to sleep, waited until she did, then I Dutch-ovened her! I told her she deserved it for waking me up. I justified my actions by telling her I never complained when I had to lay there through a queefing session. Hey look, the guy is all man and look at the bright side at least you weren't going down on him at the time putting you closer to the gas factory. Remember the words of wisdom, "Use Beano and there will Be No gas."
wsquah 4
U are the man!
BigOrca 2
That's his way of saying "I think u r very pretty"
WCARlover 35
That didn't turn you on?
systems7 2
Would it turn you on?
WCARlover 35
Was being sarcastic...
x_glowstik_x 0
He said I love yu xD
adrBB 1
Love works in mysterious ways?
Thehastilareturn 0
Like a boss
uprising_fml 0
haha this really isn't anyone's fault or a let down--no one can control how they act when they are asleep . I would have just smiled and laughed, because there is nothing greater than being with a person, seeing the reality of them, and still loving them to death :)
Teehee2 0
you're a weirdo aren't you?
boredfishing 0
He blew you a kiss back ;)