Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Top comments
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
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Comments (142)
Gummybears4life 0
why is everyone saying you're insensitive? i don't think anyone would want their bf basically pointing out the fat that every girl wants to mask
beany96 0
lose some weight fool
EricJ 3
You should probably break up with him.
LemonMan 0
Radberry sounds LOL
carrotpuke 0
lose weight or find someone that treats you with respect, whichever's easier for you.
EricJ 3
Consider replacing him with a nice guy who will give you respect.
imchanel 0
hey at least you know he's okay with you having stomach
RolandofGilead 0
Will people SHUT THE **** UP about the raspberry sounds!!!!!!!! If don't know what they are you should just crawl back into your bloody cave and stop bothering the people who live above ground with your stupid ******* questions! Please? Or google it or go watch All in the Family or something FFS
mvr_fml 0
what stupid fml. geeez he was probs just mucking around with u and didnt mean anything by is. and this just means the guy is comfortable around and im guessing he brought u the ice-cream and not a salad right? well that must mean he dosnt care what u look like and just loves you
jayjay777 0
it's actually really nice that he likes you for who you are.