Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Top comments
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
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Comments (142)
pooter_stink 0
Raspberries make noise?
perdix 31
Yes. If you put your tongue between your lips and blow and make the fart sound, that's a raspberry. Also, if you put your lips on flabby skin and blow, you can still make a similar sound. On a baby's belly, it's cute, but on a fat woman's thighs -- gack!
CallMeHush 1
It sprays the frumunda cheese everywhere.
stewie1744 0
I don't wanna know how u know that
gatorgrl1988 0
how the hell did this get to post on the site? this is so gay. i dont think this qualifies as an FML
watchsrcubs 0
that sucks for you :( you should have pinched his cheeks and pulled... then slapped him. that wouldve been fun. ;) and next time don't write an fml that has anyhing to do with weight b/c you will get almost no sympathy. instead all the insensitive douchebags here will just call you fat. as you already know, I'm sure.
CallMeHush 1
Who doesn't like playing with flubber?
davidhasmorefun 0
real easy way to fix this. dump your boyfriend or lose some weight. then bingo Bango. your life is awesome again.
bellakaur 0
Get over it.
xduckyyy 0
YDI for being fat and still eating ice cream
tkarin 0
How do you know this wasn't the first time in months the OP had eaten ice cream? How do you know the OP's weight has anything to do with her eating habits? How do you know the OP doesn't want to be happy with her body just the way it is? Grow up and don't judge.
Soniclover3 0
This FML is strangly familiar... maybe a reused one?
vanaathiel 13
You're an ass
Tkim32 0
She's obviously fat her boy friend was playing with her fluber whilst she was stuffing her fat face with ice cream.
CharlotteRx 4
She does not need to be fat to be insecure about her weight.
ellness 0
you don't have to be fat to have flab. if you had a girlfriend you would know that even skinny girls have enough fat to shake.
rlet 1
raspberry sounds????? 8-S
davidhasmorefun 0
@42. shutup. we make our own judgements based on what we were given in the story. the fact is she has stomache fat and was eating ice cream. everything else you are saying is strictly "what if" and not based on facts. maybe you should read the choose your own path book instead of fml.
hedgehogs 0
Yeah, I think that would be an appropriate response. I hate this behavior and would make sure they never did it again, or I wouldn't stay with them. I know others don't feel as strongly. I think, though, it is kind of strange regardless, and OP should tell the guy what she thinks of it.