Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I got a wax to be sexy for my date, but the whole area came up in this nasty rash with bumps and white spots, nasty as hell. When I told him sex was off the table for a few days, he stopped being charming, spent most of the night on his phone then left early with a bad excuse. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
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Shadowvoid 33
Well if it was done improperly, it could hurt a brazillion times more. I hope you feel better OP
Schala360 27
Guess you got ****** in more ways than one
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Comments (90)
tac0609 13
Well... Razors are a good alternative for down there?
WCARlover 35
Little late now :p
Merylwen 24
Razor burn isn't really better.
ZombieSazza 34
An electric razor, maybe, normal razors can give razor burn.
sunnyskys 25
you've known the person for how long and correct me if I'm wrong but your also going to lose your virginity to some one you just met? You should wait.
e_is_for_eli 12
I interpreted it as she was going to get intimate for the first time with that guy, not the first time ever. but it's her choice if she wants to get intimate with someone, no matter how long they have been together for.
marcranger 29
It's also her choice as to whether she wants to to torture herself prior to the intimacy or not. Even if I had a higher libido, I cannot think of any sex that would be worth the kind of torment OP and other commenters are describing!
the_real_dvd 21
Razors leave ingrown hairs sometimes. A good wax is way better. Also, the waxing will quit hurting in about a day. That's plenty of time for some intimacy this weekend.
DarksideDoll 31
Last time I got a Brazilian, they used soft wax (that hardens to pull [more to the hair, less to this skin] instead of the cloth strips.) It hurt momentarily, no longer than a minute, but as soon as she was done, no pain whatsoever. I thought every experience was like that, but after reading this, maybe I just got lucky that she really knew what she was doing..
kitkatcourt96 12
It's called hard wax. Soft wax you use strips hard wax you wait to dry then pull ☺️☺️
LiveRS 7
I always shave with a razor and never get razor burns or ingrown hair, you just have to use the right products before and after shaving.. You get ingrown hairs from waxing to if you don't use any products.. Waxing is not an alternative for me, I'm not comfortable with growing so much between every waxing, so I prefer to shave properly:)
dreamful_artist 14
Sorry to hear op.
Schala360 27
Guess you got ****** in more ways than one
nikkipettyfer 24
At least you don't have to worry about shaving for a while!
Shadowvoid 33
Well if it was done improperly, it could hurt a brazillion times more. I hope you feel better OP
rohaanncool 15
seems like you have quite an experience.
rcarn 20
This comment made my day
concom 9
I hope you will feel better soon OP!
peach2218 18
Ice or cool rags will help soothe it, at least temporarily. Hope you feel better!
Brandi_Faith 34
My thoughts too. Go chill on the couch with an ice pack on yourself. You may look funny, but who cares.
oy21vey 11
That's so weird... Brazilians are usually so relaxing...
Grayness_ 26
what kind of Brazilian waxes do you go to? It hurts really bad.
domolovesyoshi 33
Depends on the amount and length of hair usually
jjmack34 15
Well you'll be sore from two things now...
devinaww 15
KELLY CLARKSONNNNN!!!!!
leogachi 15
What?
hailzz_96 18
40 year old virgin reference
the_real_dvd 21
Geez. Some people have no sense of humor. I thought this comment was funny.