Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
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gingersnapper 0
Break all of his fingers so he can't do it again.
muell151 1
hahaha, thats what you get for being a fatty!
kemar7856 0
lol I guess he into plumpers
yasmeenjonasx3 0
Ew. I can't grab any fat off my body except from on my boobs or my ass. Ydi for being a fat ass.
terriibabiiix23 0
uhm first of all, what is "raspberry sounds" ?! second of all, it seems like you have a nice, loving boyfriend who was just playing around with youu. i mean, you could have smiled and played along or something. this isn't even an FML. you have a pretty cooool boyfriend :]]
fluropanda 0
You know, when you stick your tongue out and you make this weird noise, and usually when people make raspberries they tend to send spit everywhere -.- Lol people also make raspberry noises when they are making fake fart noises haha.
ironmaneddie 0
Yea all the people on here complsining about how their life sucks cuz there fat probly shouldnt be gobbling down a few buckets of ice cream. And your life must not be so bad if u actually have someone who has a sense of humor bout things instead of being mean. Take the damn hint that your bf was trying to get across. He loves you but put down the F'in ice cream and eat sum fruit
ImSorryAshley 3
I did this to my gf 2 lol
cactus_fml 0
Oh, quit your bitchin'. I bet you're not even fat. Guys goof off, chill out.
LordArion201 0
aw, that's cute lol. but yea, u got pwned, tho I think it's jst love
510lobita510 0
wat an asshole. I would have smacked him for that