Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
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Blacksnake_fml 0
What kind of sound does a raspberry make?
polarbare 0
what sound does a rasberry make? what about a blueberry?
omgkat 0
you shoulda just said right shall we go find the biggest magnifying glass we can if he asks what for say so you'll actually be able to see his dick for once :]
cuteness69 0
People are mean ! He obvi felt comfortable with it or he wouldn't have done it ! But still the noises are kinda weird ! :)
mysterio116 0
how do u make raspberry sounds?
cuteness69 0
RolandofGilead.. Caaaaaalm Down ! (:
livingdeadgirl9 0
instead of repetitively asking what sound a raspberry makes, people should really just start reading the 10 responses to that question already posted and stop asking. In response to the FML, it doesn't make any girl feel good about herself to have stomach and leg chub jiggled ever. Doesn't matter if you're overweight or the perfect weight or slightly under weight. Most girls just don't like that. Maybe he is comfortable with her body and that's why he did it but it still could've upset her. I think that the OP should just tell him that she didn't like when he did that and ask him not to do it again in the future instead of slapping him or dumping him, unless of course he doesn't listen and continues to do it. As far as the ice cream, she isn't fat for eating ice cream and she isn't fat for having some chub either, if that's the case. Unfortunately with FMLs, they are not detailed enough to make accurate assumptions.
Luckster 0
Why does my comment keep disappearing?
Anteezy 7
Stop using the "N-word".
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Dump the jerk. Unless you're sure he's innocently playing, but still, way insensitive and ruining the moment.
hikyle 0
well that sucks but, is your foot ok???????????????????????????????????????