Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (142)
Dosakaru 0
uh wtf is a raspberry sound?
Twi_lover_EC 6
It is like when you play the trumpet. U buzz ur lips.
Rico4Yu 0
dats sweet
macman1033 0
what sounds do raspberries make?
effyoubitch 5
I was wondering the same thing...
LuisDaBeast_ 0
You know when moms blow on their babies stomachs and it makes that kinda farty sounds with their lips? Thats what a rasberry is.
idxntgiveafxck 17
It's called blasphemy not raspberry?
TexasFalcon 0
Get over it. I bet that he's fat too
curlysue89 0
ur hot
ElMundio87 0
I don't care
bettyloohoo 0
If you don't care why are you reading AND commenting on this?
nnero0 0
YDI for being fat xD
anonymous595 0
ur a dik leav her alone ya spa
anela_fml 0
rub the icecream on him and bite!!!!
mrwelsh3 0
that's stupid your stupid
infinitegrace 21
You're*
maryoceanblue 0
what a waste of a freaking post god
mad_masquerade 0
I would have slapped him within the first five seconds. What an asshole. Guys stuff like that is NOT funny. Most girls are sensitive about their weight already without a douche like you making it worse.
citygirlnomore 0
Or..this happens to a lot of people. like me. im not even fat, im almost underweight but my ex bf used to grab my thigh and "jiggle"the fat and it is REALLY annoying and made me want to slap his face