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My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
littlepeepboo
You want a piece of me?
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
jacobscrackers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
weirdlove
Australia
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
BaconBreathBlonde
United States
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Vicky
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
foreveralone
Franklin Park, United States
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Top comments
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
next time TELL him to use tongue believe it or not that is actually required
Duc du V. 23
After having been bitten by the "dog", I suppose that both of you went for a pleasant "doggy" ;-)
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Comments (6)
mfranks19891989 10
That’s on you. You put the chocolate there and he ate it and got a bit of you. It like when you feed a dog, sometime when the dog eats out of your hand he nips your hand. Tell your dog to be carful
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
next time TELL him to use tongue believe it or not that is actually required
Evan Singleton 2
Hopefully the puppy didn’t die because chocolate is extremely harmful to dogs.
Duc du V. 23
After having been bitten by the "dog", I suppose that both of you went for a pleasant "doggy" ;-)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
In the words of Willy Wonka from 1976: "My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate!"
boo_boo_kitty 7
how far did u put the chocolate???