Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Just use your hands, you're going to wash them anyways.
Kuibe 18
And this my friends is why we don't normally use out foots to flush toilets.
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Comments (105)
Emmamazing 26
Haha. Fail!
oiler 21
You seem like the type of person who presses YDI for everything.
NeatNit 33
Why not use your goddamn hands and wash them afterwards?
moondoglou420 17
It's difficult to tell if she's referencing the FML or her own post..
cole_tyler42 21
This is a piss poor use of the first comment.
Mathalamus 25
Don't be mean. :(
Mpii 11
Why was your comment downvoted?? You are right!
Jesmassimo 21
That's what I would've done. But I've got a waterproof phone.
Nessco 36
Why on earth would you use your feet? I can't even work out the logistics of how you would do that.
gregjasper 10
Stfu you bitch
Aadavis94 25
That's quite shitty.
cole_tyler42 21
What a crappy pun.
QuaDECH 13
That pun went straight down the drain.
tzuri4 11
Did u pee or poop?
whysobeachy 37
How is that relevant? OP had already flushed, so it really doesn't matter.
cheeeksss 29
Please show me where in the FML did OP say that they had already flushed. Because I assume the FML part was that the flush was unsuccessful and thus sticking their foot into their own waste.
don_sean 11
??? pooped a little when I read that
Scarylizard1798 23
I guess u could call that a... Shitty situation XD
Accurate_Vision 31
No...just no. Out of all the puns you could have made, you made that one...
caarlosgomez_ 14
There aren't many puns to make of this
NotCharlieRost 15
no that's so overused and not funny
Railroader 16
that pun went right down the drain
hellnosucka 27
the first few comments on this fml are just so insightful.
Accurate_Vision 31
#30 I know there aren't many puns. But the one #4 used is just so overused it makes douchebags turn into hipsters just to get away from it.
Loveyou6611 20
Yuck! Sorry Op! I hope you were not wearing socks, for that would make this even worse!
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Just use your hands, you're going to wash them anyways.
3ch0_fml 6
Especially if OP use is hands on the doorknob, that make all is effort useless. (toilet paper is another less risky option)
Kuibe 18
And this my friends is why we don't normally use out foots to flush toilets.
_parth 20
I still use my foot.
doodlecloud 27
People use their feet in an effort not to catch germs. It's quite common I think. Of course it just makes the handle even dirtier for the rest of us that are trying to use our hands...but I guess they only care about themselves.
lightningclicks 24
I thought foot plural was feet
QuaDECH 13
@69, no, It's feese.
Mauskau 36
I grab some toilet paper, flush with it and throw it in the toilet as it starts to flush. Most of our flushers here are push buttons so using your foot wouldn't work unless you had toddler sized feet.
coops456 14
Eckk thats shitty to hear!
ezrajab 22
You mean read
sanchogrim 18
This gives the "shit boots" a whole new meaning.
The_Avatar 22
Hey it could've been your face instead of your foot in the toilet
The_Avatar 22
Hahahahaha who downvotes that? The fml community is way too sensitive
cheeeksss 29
It just wasn't funny and made no logical sense. I have never been tempted to flush a toilet with my face, risking the fact my face could end up in the bowl.
okayyy01 10
His statement does make since. In the act of falling he could have slipped and hit his head on the toilet. there is absolutely nothing wrong with what he said. he was just looking at the bright side.
ApologyKick 25
I think the "bright side" in a situation like this would have been recovering from the loss of balance with two feet on the floor. Simply having your foot stuck into the toilet rather than your head is more like the faintly glowing side.