Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
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misswilwarin96 11
Or maybe she should learn to love herself the way she is instead of spending way too much money on something that doesn't really matter.
RichardPencil 32
Self-love? Sounds good in theory, but it won't pay for the plastic surgeon's Mercedes.
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RichardPencil 32
Make you mom feel guilty about the crappy genes she saddled you with and maybe she'll get you a boob job, so you have a chance in this world.
misswilwarin96 11
Or maybe she should learn to love herself the way she is instead of spending way too much money on something that doesn't really matter.
RichardPencil 32
Self-love? Sounds good in theory, but it won't pay for the plastic surgeon's Mercedes.
lexfml 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dont worry if your mother dont want you i do!!!!
WeirdUS 30
Yeah, I don't believe it happened like that. Most states in the US are right to hire and saying anything like that to a customer would be grounds for being fired.
Alan Staff 59
Try reading the FML again, but slowly this time.