Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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Top comments
Crypticedge 6
He probably was staring at your ass before you tried to fix it. If so you should still make him know you like him.
tykatdesigns 13
Should of given him your number and told him that if he ever needs to be de-wedged, he should call you
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Comments (58)
v8nick97 11
Always check first.
BBlah 26
how come you didn't turn around to check if anyone was there first? Jk #1 beat me
Crypticedge 6
He probably was staring at your ass before you tried to fix it. If so you should still make him know you like him.
EverestMelting 23
That's one hell of an ice breaker, good job OP.
Polynomial 28
Why not ask him to "pull out" the wedgy for you?
photographer49 22
#5 cuz that's not sexy or attractive. it's just weird.
azarel88 11
Yeah I agree with #35 while I may enjoy looking at a woman's behind I don't particularly want to pull out their underwear if they have a wedgie...it's pretty weird
Polynomial 28
I was thinking to remove it entirely.
54754N4 14
I think you should stick to polynomials my friend.
Queen_bee1234 21
Just smirk and wink at him.
LilHitla 15
no body likes Mrs fetish
laden_swallow09 35
You speak for yourself, 7.
tykatdesigns 13
Should of given him your number and told him that if he ever needs to be de-wedged, he should call you
Sideshowray94 8
*have
tranced_ 45
That ass though!
Wolfparable 22
Don't feel too bad it happens to people all the time and if he likes you and is a decent guy he can laugh it off
flufee2 27
Who cares everybody gets wedgies
bab3ruthl3ss 16
That's what I was thinking. I mean yeah, it's kind of embarrassing, but there's not a person in America who hasn't had to do that at one point or another. And given the possibilities of thjngs that can go so very wrong with the back of a woman's pants, you lucked out.
ProfessorMctitie 20
I dont get wedgies, i wear diapers :)