Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
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Top comments
atreyu2850 0
haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her
musikpower100 0
in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.
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Comments (266)
howslife123 0
lol
ortega_fml 0
lol let him play his games. YDI for being less important.
travisrocker 0
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lolawazhere 9
I love that game!!!!!
UnearthlyEnemy 9
[as] ftw!!
omgpewpewlazersp 0
that game has so much win, its ridiculous...
ActionManly 11
Hey. Don't get between a man and his Robot Unicorn Attack.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
heavy metal edition?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Robert unicorn attack "rua" to us in the know is a game of addiction, many have become ensnared it's awesomeness. op get your bf help fast before it's to late!!!
fakeaccountX 6
He doesn't always wanna be with you. Or make believe with you. Or live in harmony, harmony.
EvilCupcake8361 9
that games is soooo fun!:D
cooluc 0
Congratulations, 69, you've won the Internet.
MissErikaHart 0
at least he wasn't cheating on u
MnBran6 0
Make sure you talk to him about stuff before Tuesday comes, otherwise, don't be bitchy when he ditches you for Black Ops.
PieInTheSky24 0
what is this game? :O I vants to plays its!
HarvestTheSorrow 0
The German Heavy Metal edition is pretty sweet... I don't blame him.
zinoxity 23
WHAT!?! He's not a loser, that game is AWESOME!!!
TehPiGuy 0
can't blame him; that games f*ckin brutal!
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
69- OH YEEEEAAAAH! ;P
zakkyzebra 11
anything is less important than that game
Hayman68 4
97- you is win
EnaBoC 5
YDI, that game is the sh*t. How dare you try and come between him and his robot unicorn.
ipod_addict 0
crazy stalker girlfriend...
ChemicalWarfare 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lol, what a loser.
maxair14 0
that games awesome
Rawr100 0
dude rua is ****** awesome
Nordrvegr 3
What's important to ppl will always be relative.
atreyu2850 0
haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her
steelersfan78 0
That would be because you are whipped. :)
kaprookie 3
In Russia robot unicorn attack plays you!
ShredyBoy 0
In the USA chuck norris plays you.
MrDanimal 0
In Canada, we play with ourselves.
ShredyBoy 0
In Norway, Robots play for us.
fabrizio_fml 0
C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
EricaCookies 0
in Britain...we drink tea.
lolpwnagelol 0
in capitalist America, bank robs you
hunter989 0
4 you've obviously never sat down and played Robot Unicorn Attack seriously then.
nocanhaz 4
I f***en love Robot Unicorn Attack and I don't need to worry cause I don't have a girlfriend
Yarow12 0
Me too! God, I kove that young woman. She have to wait if I'm playing RUA, though. And she better.
dylanando 0
shame dick
SkateElement44 0
I used to be like that, until it seemed that she had absolutly nothing to do besides keep me up until 5 o clock in the morning. I hate texting because of her
goodlike_fml 0
we all agree texting girlfriend sucks hate my phone for making the sound of her texting me...even the silence mod lol.but i love her ^^
kobraiikid 0
But its also ironic if you listen to the song
ShadyFTW1 0
That... sounds... AWESOME!
hunter989 0
Lol agreed.
thatonewhitegirl 0
best game. EVAR!
GaryBusey1121 0
Robot Unicorn Attack= Gay Gay Gay
attatood 8
Wow, your bigoted comment really sucks dude.
attatood 8
You CHECKED on him???? I would dump you in a heartbeat if I were him!
georggx 3
because your probably one of those selfish little stubborn boys that don't give two ***** about his girlfriend or what she's doing. i feel sorry for your girlfriend.. but then again, I wouldn't be so surprised if you haven't got one anyway....
MrDanimal 0
F#$@ing. Owned.
attatood 8
No, mine is called a wife. And guys need time to themselves without being "checked" on by suspicious women.
jok3r_l3tal 0
agreed even though keep playing and ditching her ...soon she will play with someone else (;
musikpower100 0
in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.
Hawkblade 0
yeah!! it's awesome!!
kissmygeass 2
ikr!? I LOVE THAT GAME!!
DQ2011 0
the heavy metal is awesome!!!! I have the second highest score of all time!!!! :-)
Hughmadd 0
Always I wanna be with you...
mlwalker88 18
...and make believe with you...
mlwalker88 18
Damn it, sorry for the double post. =/
Quyzl 0
and make-believe with you...
theian01 3
Ugh, you beat me to it... I replied to a comment praising the game.. congrats sir.
Nemesis2747 4
and live in harmony harmony oh yea!
fmElle 0
I was waiting for some to do this. haha!
tencentsakiss 19
They play that same song at my work, and it always makes me think of the game now.
SAMHAlN 0
I love that game robot unicorn attack heavy metal is better
Strebor 0
50k on my first go
McMan 23
It's a robot and a unicorn what else can you ask for OP, pleasing people these days sheesh.