Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No excuses
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for not showing up to work yesterday. It seems going into anaphylactic shock isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Many such cases!
Today, I found out that I can’t get my COVID vaccine due to my chance of going into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Close call
Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Hit the gym
Today, after months of my doctor telling me that my heart palpitations are simply due to anxiety, and that I'm perfectly healthy, I decided to weight train to face my fears. Two hours later, I was in the emergency room. FML
Out of shape
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Top comments
Petrov1989 0
Look on the bright side, at least you'll get to meet Dr. House because of it.
Paleshadeofblue 0
It happens if youre just a little allergic to something you eat before you exercise. It's common so don't feel bad and tell anyone who says anything to get ******
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Petrov1989 0
Look on the bright side, at least you'll get to meet Dr. House because of it.
Paleshadeofblue 0
It happens if youre just a little allergic to something you eat before you exercise. It's common so don't feel bad and tell anyone who says anything to get ******
d_dh2310 0
wowwww that sucks!! i'm so so sorry
RockinCrystal76 0
Wow!! I have never heard of this - EIA first discovered in 1979... You learn something new everyday.
AjaniTsunami 0
Take some benadryl bitch!
patts_ 23
Because that's how it works. Because she goes into anaphylactic shock , she's a bitch. Good to know.
Roddsy 0
o.o you can be allergic to exercise? guess i learnt something new today.. lols
jollyholly414 0
Wow...I have never heard of that before. Sorry...
discosoup 0
IT SUX! I've been epileptic my whole life and for some reason a quack doctor decided to change my meds when I was seventeen and 155 lbs. First med gave me horrible burning in the stomach, second caused me to gain 35 lbs in 3 months. I then got EIA from the paper mill in the town I lived in. I'm a fat slob and I hate it.
cafaery 0
It amazes me when people are jealous of others medical conditions. Personally, I'm glad I can work out and lose weight when I want to. I'm on enough meds already.
ericvolp12 0
yay I would love that!! ur life rox!!!