Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
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Top comments
Savra_fml 17
First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!
nick347b 6
He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.
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Comments (221)
Zombiegirl420 1
That's when you use them teeth lol
AK10bears 0
Staring off into space I can understand that! But picking his nose VIGOROUSLY!! The guy is a BIG OLE LOSER! And a gross F-ing pig!!
fattylumptard 1
Better than picking his butt.
vturbz91 0
Aha you must slack at giving ********
Missimoo2901 0
He picks his nose? Well I bet he was digging for gold! :P
thewifey310 7
Well atleast him picking his nose wuld be way better then him farting in the middle of hin receiving head!!
bobbos100 2
He really knows how to have a good time!!
L0ngShanks 4
Maybe u should learn to give good head!
jroxursox1 10
Double the pleasure
kei1108 13
That is ridiculous and disrespectful. I am only assuming this, but I'm guessing that this act was really only to give him pleasure. Well then only if you want, he should return the favor. Second moral: don't let a guy force you into giving him oral sex. That is incredibly demeaning. Also, if it is not sexually pleasing to you, (graphic) don't swallow the semen. I know this is a disgusting thing to say, but I am a feminist and for equal respect for all, and I should make it known the dangers of abusive relationships, and demeaning acts. I'm not saying that asking for oral sex is abusive; as long as you are asking and not forcing. Thanks for reading.