Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
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Top comments
Savra_fml 17
First he puts on dirty underwear after a shower, and now this! Stop giving head OP!
nick347b 6
He's enjoying it. Trust me, I'm a guy.
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Comments (221)
mikepattonfan 0
Lucky bastard....I have to beg for BJ's
Courtney_Sanders 6
If he is that bored while you are going down on him, then you're definitely doing something wrong. I would suggest asking him how he likes it. Or go watch some **** and take notes!
burnsie22 5
Slap his sack
BostonBruinsFan 8
Perfect!
EduJav321 24
A bite might get his attention
MrC922 0
#StepYoGameUp lol that's funny AF
CradleLeena 0
Thats when u stop and tell him 2 finish by himself
BostonBruinsFan 8
Thanks!!
goose831 0
Wow slacking on your skills much!
Skills69 0
Doesn't matter gave head
kristen69 0
If he's staring into space and pickin his nose then ur doing it wrong. Plus he shouldn't be all in his nose u should slap him for being so nasty.