Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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illinoiscentral 16
Being possessive isn't good at all. Double standards aren't cool either
movaa 11
he mentions sleeping with another woman AND hes a sexist asshole. Yeah... RUN
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Comments (93)
digidy_doggg 9
how is this an fml.. and thats not being possessive, just trying to prevent cheating..
LalaDee561 8
I really don't think this calls for an FML. Guys are possessive about women they love, and don't want to think of any other man touching them (most anyway). However, there's a boundary to the possessiveness. And since I don't do well with double standards, when ever my boyfriend tells me something like this I tell him "whatever you can do in this relationship I can do too. So if you can do stuff with other girls than I can do stuff with other guys. If you have a problem with me doing it, then you don't do it either. And if you do it and then I do it too, then you better not bitch about it later." that usually shuts him up.
thatonedude55 8
I'd recommend leaving that territorial, sexist **** now.
lholifield23 12
What a sexist asshole
tristanc27 7
I agree with #45
goddessafrodite 6
Unless you are okay with him sleeping with other women, you need to leave him. If you aren't, and you don't; do not cry when you find out he's banging three other chicks. He just told you who he is lol. Believe him. #monogamy is not natural lol.
Faetouched 2
You mean your EX boyfriend. Dump that ******.
FabiusSpeck 3
I'd just like to add: Do any of you people have partners? Because if everytime you relate fmls to your life and the answer is always "dump him", you really don't know jack-shit about being with someone. But probably y'all fat and lonely.
julle96 11
My ex-boyfriend was the same.. After that it only went downhill and I dumped him.. Sad to hear it OP, I feel for you
Guru_Gal 12
I don't get why some (not all) men have double standards like this and think that it's okay to think of and treat women as their property. This is the 21st Century and they need to stop being so sexist. It doesn't help when there are women who allow themselves to be treated as such; it does happen.
ThatOneGirl0101 11
Sexist asshole. Break up with him.