fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
blebleble_fml 0
plz!!
SilenceIsSilver 0
Yeah. What could he possibly call it if it's hairless?? Certainly not prepubescent or anything(:
RyanMacVey 17
71 - im nawt gay... thats just ma nickname at skool
TripOnShoelaces 0
My comment somehow posted on this thread, but I meant to reply to the 68. Weird.
jess6blondie9 3
74? These comments had nothing to do with you being gay? Get over yourself. I have absolutely no problem with gay people, but when your username is gayboii, of course people are going to assume that? Common sense.
RyanMacVey 17
shit ... sorry dint realise a wis so annoyin ): ima just g slit ma wrists
jess6blondie9 3
Wow.....
RyanMacVey 17
ohh then a guess a replyed tae tha rong person
twitch851 9
dude the way u type makes seem gay just saying
lesbianlovers69 0
i agree!!
do20ss 4
cuz he'll try anything once....
lionheart822 13
I lol'd at 117. XD but seriously 'gayboii' stop being so critical man it's only the internet, don't worry about what others say.
cfalen 0
atleast she can star in the new star wars
luna4545 4
actually a lil hair down there keeps bacteria out which keeps it from smellin like a nasty, stank pussy
optimusprime0069 8
your attractive :)
calvin10 0
hey gay kid: get a life!!!
sterlingarcher 1
lol you deserved it for not shaving!
afdude87 6
71, not saying it has to be bald but Chewbacca is hairy as shit, so..
PwningLamp1 0
89 he isn't from America... Arrogant ******
StaticMatt 2
I believe the word you are looking for is ignorant, not arrogant
certified_camel 0
ya you would know
Azarjan 0
Attention *****... kids these days
countryboyj17 0
lol I love how everyone thinks that "gayboii" was being serious. he's obviously a troll...
natirixoxo 0
take the hint?
Sweety93 0
Oh jeez gross lol I don't know about anyone else but I shave and mine doesn't stink?
seanders 10
^^ The fact you have to enforce that makes me wonder.;)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
188-how did u get ur camel certified I'm having trouble with mine.
ProhibitionRose 14
lmao
afdude87 6
224, maybe you shower more than 146 lol
Adorlee 11
You may wax.
arttyruiz 7
52, perhaps a Siamese Cat???
marcelj121 10
bro u are a motha ****** fag and its obvious !!!!
marcelj121 10
^at 88 ^
noornia 6
really ? : /
jokerrose57 0
Your all gay. Period. ^^^
coolboy6 0
MYCAPSLOCKANDSPACEBARAREBROKEN
OMG_N3RD 0
Agreeed
spudzman78651 0
no ur a fag
Sweety93 0
how? that doesnt make sense. That girl said that if you shave it all that bacteria grows and makes you smell so i was saying mine doesnt and i shave? so alright......??
lety90 0
Mrs PAC-MAN
kevin1811 0
damn right :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
364 - Well if you want to get technical about it, the hair that is supposed to grow there is meant to catch all the bacteria and keep it from entering your cooch. So, without hair, bacteria's free to come and go.
themilkycow 0
chewbacca is hot
Sweety93 0
375, I understand but under no circumstances should your ****** stink lol that's disgusting and if you took care of yourself you shouldn't have a problem, And like what to I tell a guy sorry I'm going all natural to keep the bacteria out? hahahaha :)
jessdemi 0
actually keeps the normal bacteria and yeast in check... u can shave it just makes you more susceptible to an infection... doesn't mean u get one if practice good hygiene ^_^ the microbiology lesson of the day
5t3ff1k4h 47
385 - Some people do. I keep myself clean, so I don't get infections due to shaving. Others prefer to be lazy and keep the hair there. 391 - Yes, thank you. Finally, someone knows something.
Cinn_fml 23
Can you really say that everyone who doesn't shave is lazy?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Sorry Cinn, I guess it would have worked better if I had said "and/or" instead of just "and". My mistake!
atthegates 0
boing
Breezy4ever24 0
I agree ! thts gross ! you might need 2 use like a weed waker. ha :p
kcappy 0
then frikkin shave it
ummmhii 0
There's 69 likes...;)
EMTchic 14
More like shave for the love of your boyfriend =// ick
robotiick7 23
I guess you can say that her meat was a little chewy
expectcriticism 13
#146 someone can have a "stank pussy" even when they have hair, its all a matter of who actually cleans themselves
ihatedumbasses 6
I would murder my boyfriend
Shootamonkey3 0
Waka waka!
Civilianswilldie 0
******* shave. hairy ******* are nasty as ****
tulsafml 0
It actually wasn't hairy. He called it chewbacca because it made sounds like "wodododudldldldododldodo"!
stephanie911_fml 0
Ohlord. All females should shave. it gets pretty gross.
samadams42 0
148 exactly
disconinja924 5
haha 152. TOTAL WIN. hahahahaha
countryboyj17 0
lol 131 I see wat u did thar xD
mamamiaaa_fml 12
if he really wants it gone then why not? just tell him he's going to have to do it so he gets to pick the method and bring the supplies.
yamahajog 0
it's double standard, girls have a million so we can have this one.
KasCiaYr 0
257, seriously???
Hmmm_ok 0
Then we wouldn't be MEN!
Civilianswilldie 0
257 most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
257 most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
257 most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
Civilianswilldie 0
most men shave their balls, only gay guys shave their pits. and hairy vags are just gross, the smell is bad enough but to add hair is just a turn off
danab_fml 0
shave that shit!
swaggintothamax 0
85 when u do it make it ur profile pic
kinga08 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Umm, that's a hint that you need to head over to your nearest pharmacy and buy a shaving razor or go to your nearest salon/spa for a wax. Yuck.
lesbianlovers69 0
:) yea!
aussiecop 0
much better idea, wish there were more of you around! lol
vballer123456 0
some like tush others like bush just let it be
thefamouskb23_fml 0
yeahh
Tuesdays76 0
I always wandered what chewy would look like bald
natas_fml 13
^Watch more aqua teen hunger force!
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
audie9010 0
win^
shift_love 13
maybe it's just chewy lol
afdude87 6
maybe both..
cathylee22 4
chewy hmmm well that's new!
lionheart822 13
holy crappers cathylee! you look exactly like an actress off the show "Las Vegas" she was a hot elementary teacher that was cheating at poker. congrats you can tell others you were on tv cause you seriously look exactly like her. ;D
aussiecop 0
#winning!
KCThaEclipse33 0
yuhr fuccin dumb
PwningLamp1 0
Epic win 4
cathylee22 4
lol ok haha thank you lionheart :)
Prankster7o7 5
Hahahaha, nice one, 155.
williamscott 0
lol I laughed for ten mins when I read that^^. WIN
Friskyallngt 0
U r very beautiful
tygerarmy 35
Did he let the wookie win?
ColdPerson 0
Will u marry me?
Louis1992 9
damn u fine! wats ur numba? ;)
cathylee22 4
thank you 249 :)
cathylee22 4
haha cold person an fml proposal, how romantic ;)
RyanMacVey 17
why are people saying ydi ... how can you possibly deserve that??? lmao
wowzersselainee 0
that's exactly what I was thinking
ChibiGirl5 0
she deserves it cause she doesn't shave lol
crazyspidergirl 0
hahahah(: she needs to shave her pussy!
RyanMacVey 17
ohh and will you just get over that fs
5t3ff1k4h 47
61 - Just because a girl doesn't shave doesn't mean she's unclean. I assume she showers regularly, so there should be no issue. Hair or no hair, it's just a matter of preference.
dunner12 0
what's up with gayboii and blowing markers? someone enlighten me
mazesm 11
lol
RyanMacVey 17
hes talking bout tha FML i made on saturday
jess6blondie9 3
Big mistake telling everyone that was yours.
VladAlex 0
xD I remember that one
cfalen 0
he can put up another fml here I'll help, "today I was being made fun of because I said I made an fml involving me and a pen going at it"
lionheart822 13
actually Jess that was partially my fault cause I was the first person to confirm it. sorry gayboii =)
ryanst 7
gayboii.. this is the Internet. People are much less afraid to say mean things so if your going to be sensitive about everything people say, get off of it.
xtreamcheerin 4
its called shving cream and a razor its also called lazer hair removal such as ideal image thats why sdi
igoteffed 0
136- your pic is an epic win
samadams42 0
no hair is my precedent *** auto correct
liveaboveit 1
your gay so your comments are invalid
prince122 0
for not shaving, thats probably what they think the problem is... but maybe he just like chewbacca and likes her ****** so he called chewbacca.
sjhcheerleader 0
wow people are ruude. But it was a personal choice to put that on here, soo.. yeah. I feel for ya, but you probably do need to have some secrecy in your nationally public life.
haha12457 0
ydi because she don't shave :D
wowzersselainee 0
here's a pointer! look at his dick and say yayyy! I found mini me from Austin Powers! :D whatever u do don't be sarcastic act 100% serious
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
winn^
Louis1992 9
lmao nice
jenna_rae 0
time to buy a razor ydi
jenna_rae 0
time to find a razor ydi
hook_em 0
it's not chew people she was just informed that she was in the next geico commercial it's so easy a caveman can do it
RyanMacVey 17
a guess that makes yeh pretty vain then mate
grizzvolleyball9 4
what are you like 12?
hook_em 0
who?
alexx420 0
Damn, that's nasty. SHAVE!!
antoinemartinez 0
hahaha win