Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Ladies, statements made by men while their penises are in you are null and void. You really should wear earplugs during sex if you can't get that truth to sink in.
dakins 0
it's her fault he's an ass?
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Comments (203)
bubbles987 0
good job.
babyale760 0
wow that sux
FuckMyLife195 0
what a dick
cantfightfate 0
that really sucks. but are you surprised? sex doesn't make boys love you.
livrox 0
ydi for being that easy and nieve op
v1kt4r 13
*naive
JayColt 0
lol well it's true
selenagirl_fml 0
WTH is wrong with today's FML's???? they are slacking.... people, this is not an FML...
selenagirl_fml 0
awww poo....
buzz18 7
sex isn't love
Izzy_babii 0
haha
OopsieDaisies 0
Ouch. Just remember to repeat the same thing to him at some point.
XxXMetalChicXxX 0
You deserve it for having pre-marital sex, go to church and get on your knees you *****!
SokDek 14
Oscar meyer wiener
TaylorTotsYumm 10
No more sexy time for him.
SokDek 14
Taylor!
mfmylifesrsly 30
you know guys they could have been together awhile so don't say she's easy
xoxolovemexoxo 0
18-yeah it isn't and guys don't love you if they say stuff like that
SokDek 14
youre the love of my life Taylor :) haha the irony
Trupe 3
well he kinda sorta in a way technically did tell the truth. although he was shady about it
the_flirtt 0
haha oh know he almost used the L word 0_0
ColetteL 4
Love the way you guys "kinda sorta" justify this. LOL. What's the old saying? Men use love to get sex and women use sex to get love.
the_flirtt 0
yup lol
FMGrammar 0
I use sex to get... palm burns.. bah dum tsschh...... YDI YOU DIRTY TRAMP, that's what you get for eating cereal on the treadmill OP!!
iAmLol_fml 0
YDI for being Justin bieber
Chrisskiies 0
well he told you the truth lol
annielove 0
WTF?
isaiaha11 2
i voted ydi just to be #100
lolfylanydi 0
gayest fml yet, no one cares you had sex and you boyfriend said somthing nice STFU
quent10 0
at least he's not a liar :D but to gear that op
KarateDuck 0
lol I said the same thing irl. good to see ya again Taylor I love your name(:
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I'm confused. :P
LeighMoreno 0
Taylor, guess what? Cats > dogs. Now how confused are you?
jedialix 0
what foes OP stand for?haha
TaylorTotsYumm 10
OP= orgasmic pigmeas. No, Raleigh, you're the one who's confused. Sorry, bub, but you need some serious psychiatric help, if you think cats are better than dogs. :P Go spend a few nights in Bedlem till you find the light and realise that dogs are the better creatures.(:
LeighMoreno 0
:o Taylor, I can't believe you just went there. Do you really want to start this back up again?
956TXking 0
she's calling you out Raleigh.
heyred 11
*niaive
heyred 11
Never believe what anyone says during sex.
1221jamw 11
steroids much?
sambosung18 0
your a cutie ;)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
nye-eeve*
supergirl69_fml 0
what a douche
gamefreak935 0
wow ur a bitch
dakins 0
it's her fault he's an ass?
ChildsPlay_fml 0
hahahaa ^^ so tru now im gona use iy
ChildsPlay_fml 0
it
anabby62907 0
wow. hah thats funny ans you thought he loved you lol
Stevefett 0
where is my damn comment?
number0 8
where is my damn reply?
Arsonnist 3
where is my damn answer?
Daerauko 0
where is your damn photo?
selenagirl_fml 0
where is my damn question?
Lounia_fml 8
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR
marylovesyou8D 7
hahahaha. :D
Arsonnist 3
where is my damn combo?
selenagirl_fml 0
where is my damn breaker?
FMGrammar 0
I just passed out from the epicness
the_flirtt 0
right there ^_^
FMGrammar 0
73-aren't you I'm_banned???
the_flirtt 0
I kept getting banned for the dumbest reasons I was pissed so I'm following the rules now
pippymiskers 4
where is the banned-ness?
VegasSkiess 0
way to brk it:/
partygirl14 0
yah me to
supaman1 0
where are my damn skittles
knibbsy 4
Where is the dumbass that broke the chain? To everyone that didn't reply starting with "Where is", I hate you and you fail for not being cool enough to start your comment with that.
rileykins 0
time to find a new boy to be "in your life."
skanksonaplane 0
you're hot
schwancy 2
I fail to see anything upsetting about this FML
FMGrammar 0
because you probably dont connect feelings and sex... tramp alert!!!!!!!!!
phippsy95 2
this is the fml of my life
aardvarkish 17
Well said!