Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Top comments
illinoiscentral 16
Being possessive isn't good at all. Double standards aren't cool either
movaa 11
he mentions sleeping with another woman AND hes a sexist asshole. Yeah... RUN
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Comments (93)
worldclassrager 41
He needs a better asset
reaxion 25
Your reply to him should have been "why don't you go and find out, because you're dumped!" :-)
kitsuneluvuh 12
Run. Run FAST.
vanlan228 1
Give him about chance. He always love you but he want to sex.
Cemetery87 10
been there with my ex. please get out now before you waste more of your time. you can't change people, most of all not these kind. Run.
shinikageWolf 15
Because apparently it's okay for him to sleep around but if you even think about another man you're called a ***** and shamed for it.
what14 5
I don't get why men think it's okay to have multiple women but we should only be there for them. I mean, I believe they should just remain loyal and be with one another. Period.
valouette_fml 11
omfg what an asshole
Tannasgh 22
Did he follow up by beating his chest, howling indecipherable grunts, clubbing you and dragging you off to his cave?
Hitdadeck10 2
That's when you offer to have a three-some