Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my older sister forced me to tell my nephews, 8 and 6, that Santa Claus does not exist, because she was recently fired from her job and is too much of a coward to tell them she will no longer give them any Christmas gifts for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
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Bloink 25
batman: christmas edition
NavajoJustin 8
Could this be said A Supernatural Christmas?
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Sakuraashita 15
Hoho no! Whoo! First!
Sakuraashita 15
Edit: Hoho no! Tell him Santa only kills on his 364 days off, and the tooth fairy's got a criminal record thicker than Webster's Dictionary. Or, you know, just tell him it's a made up TV show...
Swandive235 27
Ouch, sorry about that. Though he is young so he will forget eventually.
orbit 22
What type of shows do you watch?
Swandive235 27
None. I don't watch T.V.
orbit 22
Sorry the question was for op. For some reason it says I replied to you.
MrConcise 35
@2 - Or he'll be traumatized for life. But you know, either one works.
may14th 26
I think everyone remembers the moment they stopped believing in Santa. I'm sure this will be no different.
incoherentrmblr 22
Yes, he slides down the chimney, consumes your cookies and milk, and then kills people, and red M&M's too...
Bloink 25
batman: christmas edition
Mekeritrig 15
Which show were you talking about?
thebigtwinkie 28
i think american horror story
sabre247 3
Yeah it was season 2 of American Horror Story
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Could have been Santa's Slay on tv.
barnyboy 13
pretty disturbing TV show you were watching there OP
sarah5745 41
Poor kid :(
NavajoJustin 8
Could this be said A Supernatural Christmas?
kyuubi1 14
you should've told him that Santa was running out of coal so he has to kill some kids to save on coal
razoray9 22
Bad idea. If that secret gets out it could ruin my...I mean santa's reputation
movaa 11
It wasn't Santa , it was the grinch dressed up in a Santa costume for Halloween. Problem solved.
PaulieXP 16
It was either Supernatural or Grimm.. but I can't remember Santa killing the parents of the protagonists in either show so it might be something else. Twilight Zone maybe?