Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
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johnnyexpl0sion 0
were u wearing a strap on?
okieraider71 4
Penis envy.
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Comments (189)
johnnyexpl0sion 0
were u wearing a strap on?
waywick 0
nope - just her usual hard on...
tweetbaby14 18
that's... different
rarelyspoken 0
i'm into that, give me a call haha
pischrena 1
strap on backwards is no parts
thor89 0
Then go inside him in the BUTT BUTTERS:I said what what in the but you wanna do it the but in the OK if you want it I'll give you power just be careful Im getting tender just like a flower
ReyEr9412 0
I have a sneaking suspicion that the OP hasn't always been a woman.....
cristallynn 0
hahahaa okay it's no big deal, you get caught in the momment and that's usually what's said during forplay.. just correct yourself and it's just something you guys can laugh about, your life isn't ****** and you don't desurve it either :] calm down there
marleytooyou 0
unattractive much???
ffmmllyaya 0
loser much Marley?
WhatANoob 0
@73 = Jackass
sugarbabyxoxo 2
70 = emo freak lol!
demoon_fml 7
77=Bitch lol!
paigeatsflesh 11
AH HA
Horney4her69 0
chicks with dicks r hot.
DonkeyDelight 0
Ohhh, kinky.
thenuge9 0
gay much
bobby3130 0
haha 420 agree her life suck
bobby3130 0
o and 70----- SCENE chicks are hot as hella
bobby3130 0
^^. I meant 77 and hella is supposed to be hell
gregsdaman 0
rite now he is thinking " that bitch is NOT touching my asshole!!!"
JordynAlexis 0
Marley can't comment on anybody's attractiveness for she has to steal pictures to cover up her own face.
samantha_durano 6
HOT.
cristallynn 0
wait. did she call me unattractive? if so, then atleast I don't steal pictures of other girls off the net :]
ladykat 0
She probably just misquoted Anchor Man: "I wanna be on you!!!"
shawty_22 0
really?? haha jk jk:P
shawty_22 0
wow horney much? haha
bubbarific 0
ydi for being a woman
Peacemaker9 7
at 88 ur ******* retarded !!!!!!!! chicks wit dicks should die even if they use that ******* strap
Jacobi37 0
77 is hot as hell! damn!
daniisme 0
153: ewww? i'm soz, that pictures not as pretty as ur normal 1s sugarbabii or wateva
ZleveL 0
70, 77, and 120 were the ones I though pretty :) and no I'm not an Internet crerv. (crerv= creep+perv) ;)
Apolloholix13 0
Marley said the OP saying that was unattractive. C'mon, think about these things people!
mthurston 14
Shit #120 ur hot, I'd do u ;)
Emmmmm55 0
ur falut!!!!!!! dumb ass
urlifesfked 0
learn how to spell you 13 year old damn
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Get off fml everyone hates you and your picture. Please and thank you.
LinsKitty 0
agreed #45.
livbear7 0
your gay
MissRachieee 3
I love your picture. :)<3
UberFail79 0
UNACCEPTABLE. 45: That video cracked me up.
pronounciations 5
Justin bieber is not gay, she is a lesbian.
skullye99 0
@71 finally someone believes me!!O.o
SmellDaPurp 0
lmao!
b1acksharpi3mark 0
71: That's exactly what I said to my friends!
deathcab7 0
justin beiber suckkkks. i have no clue what people see in his music or is looks.
bobby3130 0
thank u deathcab and everyone else who hates this shit. I haven't heard a good song on the radio...ever listen to real music
Paramorefan2 1
71- so true! gosh, Justin bieber should crawl in a hole and stay there forever in my opinion.......
10_4Franky 0
******* halarious.
TheAnalogKid2112 0
GIANT CLIT!!!!
bobby3130 0
fat ******!^^^^^ have a good day
ashlynn610 12
lmao exactly what I was thinking!!!
sunshine233 0
90- your a fat, greasy, ugly bitch go die in a hole
KeepTalking 6
What gives you the right to tell someone to die?
nexttimeblue 0
hmmm...were you ALWAYS a woman though??
GirlWithAnItouch 0
#7 yeah, they were probably a man at some point in her life.(x
Killah_Jay 0
@7: Win!
iBimmer 0
"I'm a women" part is redundant. /
Immature_fml 0
how so?
heartbrokenemo 0
She could have just been a gay guy. Saying I have a boyfriend doesn't immediately make you a girl.
KurouTenshi 0
the OP's gender is shown in the FML by (mobile version) gender symbol (site version) the word "female"
Monikabug 9
Yes, but it was most likely put there for the Moderation process, where it does not show you the gender of the OP.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
you guys are confusing she said: I'm a woman.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
nevermind I get it now
ipod_addict 0
...and how does this work?
okieraider71 4
Penis envy.
Ecnassianer 0
^ This.
ashlynn610 12
IS SPARTA!!!!!
TattedDownJah 2
#7 I second that question
jjosies 1
Lmao
KurouTenshi 0
Did your boyfriend stop and go "whoa, hold up. do what now?" or did he roll with it? was it just like "yeah, yeah I want you inside me too. shove that bug hairy **** right up my ass with absolutely no lube. I love the pain." cause then you might want to be the one to step back and call time out.
Biohazard41 0
lmfao
andrew6p 19
ROFLMAO
andrew6p 19
ROFLMAO