Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
slackbheep 0
To say nothing of the 19 year old who was too much of a pansy to protest to having his mouth washed out with soap.
xNephilim 19
That's what I thought. Heck, even back when I was 12 I would've refused. Probably as a small kid, too.
caitlin21holly 0
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how the **** do you live with yourself you fucken bitch? I can't believe you sauté the h word. jk lol
kelovath 8
Damn man, I know exactly what you mean :/ I'm 14, and my parents literally made me drink 1 tsp of tobacco sauce, 1 tblsp of vinegar, wash out my mouth with soap, and got grounded for a week, all for saying the word "crap". it's ******* ridiculous. especially since both of my parents swear all the time. literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU ******* UNDERSTAND?!" ...******* hypocrites.
kelovath 8
Damn man, I know exactly what you mean :/ I'm 14, and my parents literally made me drink 1 tsp of tobacco sauce, 1 tblsp of vinegar, wash out my mouth with soap, and got grounded for a week, all for saying the word "crap". it's ******* ridiculous. especially since both of my parents swear all the time. literally, one time my dad yelled at me: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY GODDAMN SWEARING IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU ******* UNDERSTAND?!" ...******* hypocrites.
TRAX_fml 0
And you didnt reject?
omgcookeys 15
if youre already 18 then your parents can't make you do that.
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
Kyle1dc 17
Golly gee wilickers, that's a pretty good gosh darn idea! I'd be pretty steamed if my parents punished me for using bad flipping words...
F_My_Wife 2
move out.
Person_Man 0
Tell your parents to f*ck off!!! You should have resisted this if you're 19!
soul_fml 0
/signed
gangstabby01 0
thats something for like 5 yr. olds..
usaywhat 0
what are you amish, tell your mom your just try to expand your biblical vocab
NzaHaFML 13
lol that's hilarious usaywhat. x)
drimpossible 0
Or next time say "Unclefucker." you are going to get your mouth washed out anyway, it may as be for something actually offensive.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Or at least, donkey-raping, shit-eater. I guess that's what u get for still living at home.
alyssadapsycho 7
mother ****** ass eatin **** face shit
averageirishman 0
or fiddlesticks
JaCkD22 0
or assfuckin pussy licking cocksuckin cuntass
Misanthropist 0
Time to move out, get a tattoo and a mohawk. Your parents are nuts. (For added fun, tell them you're an active member of an atheist group and/or gay! Guarenteed for laughs.)
metal8214 0
I'd tell them I started new 'peoples temple' group and give them a free glass if coolaid... lmfao
noahvs67 0
or maybe if he's white, pretend to be a national socialist or kkk
dg72592_fml 0
lol if my parents ever did this i'd be like "HELLLLL NAW". then find a friend to move in with or a friendly local park bench.
keso1 0
LMAO I LOVE U! hahahahahahaha
IGuessIDeservedI 0
wow