Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Top comments
illinoiscentral 16
Being possessive isn't good at all. Double standards aren't cool either
movaa 11
he mentions sleeping with another woman AND hes a sexist asshole. Yeah... RUN
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Comments (93)
1dvs_bstd 41
Your relationship has some serious issues.
martin8337 36
As far as I am concerned, nobody owns anybody. Slavery was abolished a long time ago.
awkwardology 23
Yet slavery continues to thrive in domestic and urban environments globally. Just because something's illegal doesn't mean it's not around.
0o0o0 9
Not legally.
cnbcad 15
Abolished, not eliminated.
rocketiquette 20
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Someone has listened to say anything and taken it a little too seriously. "You're my property, you're my propertyyyy!"
carbivore 10
...what?
MidnaLink 35
I THINK she means that his dad or somebody in his kiddiehood taught him this stuff, and it stuck to him.
rocketiquette 20
Really? No one here has ever heard of the band say anything?! Mind=blown
jackycat 17
Yeah, I have no idea who that is. I was pretty sure you'd watched and gotten everything wrong about the movie Say Anything.
rocketiquette 20
Yeah no, they sing a song called "property" and he talks about if the girl ever left he'd hunt her down and basically control her, but in a typical Max beamus cynical way. You guys should get on that, they're a fantastic band with genius lyricism.
Jdlove2 20
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Well at least he is proud of you.
iwadasn 33
You spelled "overly possessive" wrong.
CaroAurelia 12
Leave. Now.
Senorangelo 10
Is this sarcasm?
inuyaka_fml 3
your husband is an asshole, the men in general are assholes, even if I am a man.
gothicrebel 11
Well he clearly doesn't believe in woman's rights.
brandoneyez1 25
It's a double standard, but if neither of you are cheating it's just talk!
lillypinkxo 6
That means that he wants u, just wonders what it would be like
jackycat 17
Pretty sure you missed the FML part here.
skittyskatbrat 19
Hope you hear those alarm bells going off before the wedding bells.....