Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
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Comments (173)
Welshite 40
You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.
BeccaHugs 17
She should chill because it's halloween. OP your boyfriend doesn't need to text you all day everyday - let him have some fun in his costume today.
Javier6597 19
With great power comes great responsibility
kangx1 28
Lol
184886837272837 32
OP should be able to survive one day without getting a text from her boyfriend, especially if he tells her why he'll be incommunicado then I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
buttcramp 21
yeah props to him too for staying in character all day.
EvilLittleMan 23
OP, I am in costume as Diaper Man from the Mighty Heroes. You can text me as much as you want.
NinjaMouse 8
It's one day, get over it.
JBrownie123 24
Spider-Man suit, of course it's non-negotiable!
Damian95 16
Is this an appropriate time to say sticky situation?
glowbaby 15
Why is she so upset? SPIDER-MAN
megabeers 5
Yeah you should know that
Nyx_fml 23
Hey, Spiderman is a very busy man anyway. And you don't want his phone full of that spiderweb, right?
swankmrpancake 8
Yes spider webs and nothing else.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?
Wizardo 34
Its one day and its Halloween, its a perfect time to enjoy yourself and test the limits of your trust I'm each other. A hero needs a day off too sometimes.
poncho55 40
I wish I could give you more than one thumb up.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
What is wrong with that? A little to needy and whining aren't you?
sarcasticlover 30
that's ok...superheroes are busy!
mangobbler 11
Are you that selfish, OP? Your boyfriend is risking his neck to save people, and you only want attention. For shame!
Rainhawk94 27
Can he message you on the Web?
skittycat213 19
Oh I see what you did there -.^
raphanne_fml 33
#46 At first I thought your username was "Shittycat213".
beelee1988 13
I laughed way too hard at this.
keepcalmandbacon 16
*ba dm, tss*
Ziggyboo 10
@48 It'd describe his comment better with that kind of name.
Letsgobarbie_fml 16
Me too! Haha