Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
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Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, my kids caught a virus from school. My husband stayed home with them since I make more money and he didn't want to risk me getting sick. Guess which adult has the runs and is puking every five seconds. Nope, not him. FML
Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
Today, my husband had a bad stomach bug and fever. While I was at work, he had diarrhoea but couldn't make it to the toilet so he went in the bin next to his desk, crawled back into bed, and passed out. It sat there in this heatwave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my kid has severe diarrhoea. My husband said he was going out to get medicine. Two long, painful hours later, I find he's out eating and chilling with his friends. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I'm horribly sick with a stomach bug. My wife insists on yelling for my help every fifteen minutes, saying, "If you want kids, you better get used to this. They don't just go away when you're sick." When she's sick, however, she expects to be treated like a princess. FML
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Aphrodite 20
Time to go fill up a bucket of water....
pinkladysunshyn 5
get a new partner
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Comments (23)
Rae Miller 10
Looks like you need an upgrade. Unless you shared your stomach bug then see if the store delivers. We all know men get sick way worse than woman. Pansies.
Aphrodite 20
Time to go fill up a bucket of water....
James Acosta 8
If you can clean the house, why can't you go to the store?
marc hillyer 2
so u r still single right
pinkladysunshyn 5
get a new partner
RichardPencil 32
At least he’s not knocking over bookshelves and tearing ceiling fans out of walls anymore. (Wouldn’t those be wall fans? But, I digress.) Looks like progress to me!
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
You’re a douche
RichardPencil 32
You’re an idiot.
raven_of_azarath 35
Replying to him with this every post isn’t making you look good either. Plus he’s just used a lot of sarcasm, something you don’t seem to understand.
jbuckets_404 39
"/s(arcasm)" FTFY!
zuckerburg 21
sarcasm on the internet is like winking over the phone
timinator5000 28
not sure why you are cleaning when sick. if I saw someone doing regular stuff but claiming to be sick I would think they aren't as sick as they say. my gf has said she's got a sore throat and yet she Still talks on the phone most of the day. if my throat hurt I'd do my best to say Nothing all day till it got better.
EmDizzle2007 28
you're using man logic. doesn't hit the female brain the same way.
maikeru1979 23
as a Man myself..i say kick him in the nutz, he will be in so much pain that he will then go to the store for something for that, and while he is there he can pick up what you asked him to go get earlier.
EmDizzle2007 28
why the **** would someone who had just been assaulted do anything for the person who assaulted them??
Dodge4x4Ram 46
You married him, should have been more thoughtful when you said Yes.
zuckerburg 21
YDI for being a typical woman and doing stuff while you're supposed to be resting, and then bitching about it. Choose. You have a choice. Or is this 19fucking45 where this behavior is still expected? The only difference between then and now being, you have some forum to bitch and moan about it to try and illicit sympathy? ******* grow up, you make us women look pathetic for not having a backbone
Roznoel Roz 5
I hope he helped eventually, get well soon!