Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I’ve been trying to get at from my job, and buying her stuff for, got caught kissing another guy at my job, who hasn’t done shit for her. But yet she says she cares about me. Actions speaker louder than words. FML
Today, someone I've been crushing on admitted they're attracted to me too. We hooked up, but now she says we can't date because she is already dating someone. I feel terrible for them, and now know she isn't the kind of person I thought she was. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML
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Top comments
notacatinatrenchcoat 4
Knowing someone is a catch and being attracted in any way aren't mutually exclusive. You can be aware that a person is good and not want to be with them.
lifeis4me 20
You’re a good guy, OP. Just not the guy for her. Just save that goodness for someone who can reciprocate it
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Comments (8)
Aiden89 23
Simp
Susan Yee 9
She likes the bad boy type?
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, but I'll bet he's not a catch. A-ha!
notacatinatrenchcoat 4
Knowing someone is a catch and being attracted in any way aren't mutually exclusive. You can be aware that a person is good and not want to be with them.
tounces7 28
Unless you don't want to be with a person BECAUSE they are good. Then you're just a dumbass.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Move on unless you are ok as a hot dog down a hallway...
Gelene Johnston 5
Yeah...that isn't how vaginas work. They don't get loose and never bounce back.
lifeis4me 20
You’re a good guy, OP. Just not the guy for her. Just save that goodness for someone who can reciprocate it
Dukenorton 10
Yea it sucks but you’ve gotta nut up and just ask her out dude.
Gelene Johnston 5
Or he can respect the fact she doesn't view him in that way and he can move on. She has made it clear she knows he is a good guy but not the one for her and that's okay.
clair_brodie 35
Did you ever tell her you liked her or did she think you were her friend. You girlfriendzoned her.