Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
Pleonasm 36
Say :"When my ****** is in ashes, you have my permission to climax" in a deep voice.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
you think you can climax? I was born by a climax, moulded by it.
Pleonasm 36
"Deshi basara! Deshi basara! " "What does that mean?" "Climax"
Catkam623 27
You can climax when I ******* say so soldier, now don't ask again til my pussy is in flames and your dick has fallen off. That is the best reply.
Pleonasm 36
Maybe so, but this was a Batman: The Dark Knight Rises thread, and you pooped all over it :(
HowieDoIt 21
I am Gotham's Erectoning!
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
calm down sexual partner, now is not the time for climax.
Catkam623 27
I did not realize it was a dark knight thread thought it was more funny comment.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
STOP ******* UP THE BANE QUOTES
EsotericBrent 29
31 - C-C-C-COOOMBO BREAAAAKER!
xmaximusx 12
Shes getting laid and finds a reason to complain " PRICELESS"
thatonename 7
I like this ^ way more than "doesn't matter, had sex".
klovemachine 24
Doesn't matter...(nevermind) hangs his head in shame :-[
MNBOY16 15
And what was your answer?
rainbowkissies 14
i honestly think that's pretty cute..
jazzyrose26 7
I thought it was too!!
ms_packman 18
Me too. It was kind of sweet.
jellyghost 12
Permission denied until further notice pending more oral stimulation.
PenguinBitch 44
"Access denied. Error! Size too small."
perdix 31
He sounds like a fine gentleman, what's wrong with you? He was willing to hold back for you to get in another ****** (or your first, or yet another fake). Good for him! The "ma'am" seems a bit formal. Perhaps he forgot your name, . . . Mulva?
asb818 14
You dare accuse her of possibly faking orgasms? Women NEVER fake them ;-)
biloxi_girl 22
Oh!!! Dolorous!?
Kibaruto 33
Nothing quite like getting the correct permissions from your commanding officer. You have a fine soldier, ma'am.
buckdharma 38
This is the language you must use to be deemed '' sponge worthy.''
perdix 31
His timing was not "random." Guys who can recognize the "point of no return" can delay their ****** for the pleasure of their partner. You're probably just used to the two-pump chumps.
capslockisgood 19
"Two-pump chumps" Lol
capslockisgood 19
"Two-pump chumps" Lol