Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
madnessyoucanhum 4
Ever think that he's a submissive type? That would explain the asking. That's what subs do, especially when they are part of the lifestyle (BDSM). Voice of experience.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Yeah, as *cough* someone who's like this himself, that was my first guess as to what's going on here.
Kiyaralovestolol 14
Who is 'he' ?
CrazyChickens721 5
Him: Permission to climax ma'am? Her: Permission to cum aboard sir? o___o
seacadet 18
Well then Major, stop ******* the enlisted men!
eveadamsnyc 2
That's awesome!
KaiCer0 8
Well give the man permission then!
fadingaway 17
That's adorable.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Saying weird things during sex seems to be a trend for FMLs these days, I gotta get in on this bandwagon! All I need is someone to have sex with...
giuby 18
Your profile picture might be giving you a suggestion..
berryblizzard 11
Okay so he's a sweetheart. Your problem with that is?
FameNFortune 12
He's legendary .