Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at hospital and the nurse asked me for an emergency contact number. I was about to say my wife, but she divorced me last month. I couldn’t think of anyone else. My parents are dead, none of my other relatives live in this country, and I have no children or friends. FML
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet and waited in the lobby while filling out a form. The receptionist asked for his name, so I wrote it down and handed it over. She looked at the form and asked, “Is that your name or his?” I'd accidentally written my own name. FML
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
Today, I wrote a post about how I was thinking of attempting suicide. Not one single person contacted me to see if I was alright. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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Top comments
the_stereotype 0
i would have just written down 911
Miso_fml 0
ill be your contact!!!! :) dont worry im not a creepy guy lol (im a girl)
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Comments (70)
chocolates 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hey! first! anyways. it's either you're a shitty person. OR people around you just suck.
Person1233 13
Congrats on being the 6031st first comment in FML history. Seriously, this is a big deal.
resonant14 0
All the folks down here at the interwebz head office would also like to extend our congratulations on being the 3015th person to point out that another person has said first! Keep up the great work, everyone! Enjoy the internets!
Person1233 13
We must have a party. I'll get strippers.
toink 0
and vodka! :D
teiso_fml 0
I have trouble deciding which is more pathetic. Feeling some sort of accomplishment for being first and stating the obvious, feeling the need to point out how pathetic the first person is, feeling the need to point out how pathetic that second person is for caring so much about how pathetic the first person is, or me, for writing this comment. I'm thinking it's probably me, right?.
nonotme 0
These ******* "Today, i realized shit no one cares about" FMLs need to stop, as they are the cancer killing this site. Oh, and 12 year olds.
toink 0
#41: the last one
fmlfmlfml15 0
Lol wow you guys are hilarious. Btw, #41 it's definitely you.
kittykat1501 31
No it's all of the above, except you
violentturtle 0
Rerun...
zeal 0
Oh wow that really sucks...you don't have any parents or relatives and any close friends at all?
jonny2x4 0
FYL indeed!
iislix1ii 19
Omgg Ed Edd and Eddy ftw!
Miso_fml 0
ill be your contact!!!! :) dont worry im not a creepy guy lol (im a girl)
the_stereotype 0
i would have just written down 911
kukopia 0
+ 1
sabrinaFML 0
Lol wat if 911 dost anser
xxcrazybestiexx 0
Ur just overreacting. I bet there is someone who gives a shit about u. Hopefully..... Make some friends!
xxcrazybestiexx 0
Ur just overreacting. I bet there is someone who gives a shit about u. Hopefully.....if not..... Make some friends!
toink 0
put 911, the suicide line or the rejection line.
lahp 0
i agree put down a suicide line its there job to give a shit bout you
loveisnever 0
you have no close family members?