Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Top comments
Nyc__Princess 0
Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.
MAGNAVOX 0
Next time yell stop?
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Comments (203)
elmorous 0
fack that would hurt. i got two fingers caught in a set of louvers for a fresh air vent once. wind caught them. anyways, they broke immediately. i couldn't make a sound. you kind of go into shock when it happens. fyl
quite_bored 9
The grill is a better place.
kayaims 3
that sucks but the sex had to be good! haha who doesn't like rough sex!?!? I know I love when my boyfriends goes harder;)
SMD_emilyy 1
loll, ouchh. I would've just started crying hysterically. ;p
GeorgeForPm 5
ouch.... heh.
crissyspic 0
focus on the pleasure!!!!
biskitbukit 7
That's F*ckin hilarious!!!! LOL.
freshkid 0
grab his nuts with your other hand! that would grab his attention!!!
Chipaway 0
#107... no pun intended?
jkgfdxb 0
lmao try explaining that to your mom and dad:)
leew88 0
stop being a bitch and focus on the sex! if you get a little pain then that's supposed to increase the ******! maybe my wife and I are just freaks...
cufaoil 11
she was possibly on the wrong side of the pain/pleasure threshold...