Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, my senile grandad saw me and thought I was cutting class, so he pulled his belt off and came after me. While I was trying to get away, his pants fell off and he tripped over them. I'm now getting the blame for "making him have a fall". FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
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Top comments
rigorouswolf 0
is she alive?
rockclimber919 11
what, are you like ten?
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Comments (146)
rigorouswolf 0
is she alive?
thecrazyasian 3
I bet u liked that shit
ninjafrogz66 0
I hope she was fine and punched you
cantfightfate 0
you better do her laundry for her now. **** grandmas life for having a grandson with retarted friends.
rottentomatoes 7
#38 +1 OP sucks
Mumbellosity711 0
I bet you pushed her in front of a train after that
black_knight402 0
your the very reason why old people have constant back aches.
ChrisSG 0
ydi for being stupid..
lm27 5
hey look on the bright side, after the funeral, you can all look back and laugh at that hilarious yet tragic moment
rallets 23
SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!!!
carnage1106 0
lol
suppressed08 2
Behold the awesome powers of Ninjary!!!!!
beccapurple 0
this has dumbass written all over it. just sayin
shelba97 5
why would you ever even pounce on someone
Masenko7 12
'I decided to climb up on a shelf' and I stopped right there and clicked YDI.
breegee 0
loool i can imagine how it happened xD poor granny tho :p
iHOOT4Hooters 0
She was probably blowing her rape whistle. Lol.
ledzeppelingirl 0
Lol
rockclimber919 11
what, are you like ten?
BadKitty13 28
YOU ARE AN IDIOT !
VenomByte 1
Agreed!!!!
killabee 0
This is hilarious, IF she is still living.
Epic_Phale615 0
Agreed.
surferchick96 0
smooth one.
LonelyLoser42 0
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emmmmmma_fml 0
hahahaha that made me laugh :D
bennyjoe1733 0
6!
MasterOfTheXP 2
6 is your favourite number? Nice to know.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I believe that is the score he is giving OP's dive. Damn Russian judges.
iiloveeyouuxD 0
Fail.
Jessi2487 0
you op are an idiot. i hope she beat u with her coinpurse.
AliaAlM 0
THAT IS SOO COOL!!!! O_O
sweet_candy_ 17
I hope the old lay sues you.
DocBastard 40
Old lay? Freudian slip?
sourgirl101 29
Ole'
sweet_candy_ 17
*lady and no it is a typing err.
MAGNAVOX 0
Yet another reason why elderly people should be put to sleep.
amerwin 3
Because they do laundry? I, personally, would be thrilled for a senior citizen to wash my clothes for me.
DocBastard 40
...to prevent moronic kids from jumping on them. Yes, I see your logic.
MAGNAVOX 0
Yes! Thank you:)
Poepiepiesie 3
Ha you are the archetype of a hypocrite christian.
vbmg152 19
You suck! I'm a Grandma, I used to be young and dumb too. I think young people under 40 should be put to sleep. There'd be a lot less crime and the world would be quieter. Mark my words you'll be old one day too!
timskiii 0
mmm you guys just got owned xD wait youre a grandma reading fml?? the best!! :D
MAGNAVOX 0
Rad dude! We got owned guys! TotallyXD G-mas! yeah dude! Fist pump!