Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Top comments
cabbitt 0
Don't whine about it. Fix it.
rpvia 0
your name must be helga
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Comments (135)
shanayney 0
im the one that started that
airforcebound 0
pwnd
rpvia 0
your name must be helga
KiddNYC1O 22
Move it, football head!
iampunk 0
^ lmao.
jewban 3
wax dat shot offfg
FarSide 23
Get rid of your hairy lip and maybe they will just call you RAY. LOL.
IrishWildMan 3
Haha Algebraic comedy....never gets old.
warpig182 0
Geomerty algrebra has nothing to do with this.
Waffcakes 0
Maybe you should stop focusing on algebra and more on English. Btw those comments did have to with algebra. start paying attention in school, bub. haaaha.
SleepingSkulls 0
LOL @ 23's picture.
bailes_o_hay 0
that's horrible OP. they should call you parallel for short. sounds better
cyfclife 0
win for the hey Arnold reference
Halti 4
that made my day HA
cabbitt 0
Don't whine about it. Fix it.
GraceMonica 8
Agreed.
ERICA833 0
true that!
warpig182 0
You cant fix stupid
O_oRAWRx_x 0
yes! OP do threading or waxing.. it may hurt the first time but the results are amazing!!
frodogirl227 0
agreed! it's quite an easy fix
SunshineX7 17
Seriously...love how people act like there is no solution to some easy fixes.
alex_mu 0
thats a good game!
pop2it 5
i have that same problem
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
If the face is that bad, the rest must be a real mess! Stop complaining and fix it.
Erissa 2
Instead of sitting on here bitching, go wax/shave/tweeze that shit.
Muffinzz11 7
Houston for the win
fearfulsymmetry 1
You seriously think you're going to get any sympathy after admitting that? Do something about it Sasquatch.
notsoluckypup 12
shave it like I do and ull be gd. then ull go to sk and they'll be all surprised and shit haha
DocBastard 40
Gd? Sk? Really? You actually take the time (and have the intelligence) to spell out "they'll" correctly, but you can't spell out "you'll" or "good" or "school?" Double you tee eff?
MissErikaHart 0
uhh, ya, she's 4m LV. that's what they learn us in sk.
orangesodaftw 0
Shave that shit, OP!!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
WHY ARE YOU ON THIS SITE?!?! SHAVE OR WAX THAT SHIT!
RAHDINAHISAWESOM 0
ha.......ur funny ;)
anorexicbarbie 8
Not really.