Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Nyc__Princess 0
Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.
MAGNAVOX 0
Next time yell stop?
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Richisme 0
The magic word was banana.
breakingdawnxx3 0
You sooo deserve it. Want to know why? Because instead of just screaming you could have TOLD him that your fingers were stuck, or pushed him off with the other hand.
sallen0046 4
So your life is ****** because you didn't have the sense to say "Ow", "Stop", or "My fingers are caught"? You deserve it for expecting your boyfriend to stop during sex because you scream.
longtimesunshine 4
for everyone thinking she should have said stop, have you ever had your fingers slammed? my aunt was in the backseat, my mom closed the door on her fingers and my aunt just smacked the back of my mom's headrest until my mom finally understood. it was so painful she could not even speak!
paprikacha 9
Thank you. When something hurts like shit your mind goes blank and half the time you DON'T have the presence of mind to say 'Ow that hurts' in a logical manner. I think people around here just enjoy screaming 'You deserve it!' for everything because they get off on it. That, or empathy is dead.
cufaoil 11
empathy is dead, long live self-centeredness :P I wouldn't say that the brain isn't capable of thinking in whole sentences, I think it's more a case that the pain is so great, the thought doesn't make it to the mouth right away.... I got my thumb jammed into the rear gear cassette on a bike a number of years ago... cut straight through the nail..... I can distinctly remember thinking, "holy SHIT!! THIS ******* HURTS!!!!!" but I just stood there, my face frozen and not a sound coming out
krissi3 0
a) atleast she made a noise unlike your aunt albeit in a situation that screaming could in fact be a good thing b) your aunt had the mental capacity to smack the headrest to signal distress the OP could have hit him or pushed him with the other hand or jacked or kicked her legs just saying...
nakidna 0
your boyfriends a dumbass. sorry
lovelyliz916 5
Why didn't you just yell "Ow my fingers." ??
paypwip 5
did you say thank you like a good girl?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Why was he the one screaming?
boopityboppity 11
Aha! We think alike!
Kar98 6
Misplaced modifier is misplaced ;)
missysangel 4
ydi *****. can someone explain y the **** ppl think its ok to have sex with their boyfriends? stupid ***** wait til ur married
Bobissmall 13
Hey. Troll. Could you please explain why you type like a retard? Why do you people think it's ok to use the internet like this? Stupid tards, wait until you're literate.
skateking133 0
Just because you can't get any doesn't mean no one else should... and I agree about the typing like a tard thing. What is so hard about putting a couple extra letters before a " u" or in front of a "y"?
zdani 10
Don't worry missysangel, you'll find a chubby chaser that wants you one day.
boopityboppity 11
Easy, there. No need to insult her appearance.
greatwyt 0
wow, what rude people. very agro.
RedPillSucks 33
So it's ok for him to break her fingers once they're married?
rock_hard 8
yeah, I agree 158. if they wait until they're married, this probably still would have happened. And Missysangrl, speaking of ******, why do you have a picture of Miley Cyrus as your picture? last time I checked, she was dancing on stripper poles, and doing naked photo shoots, all while she was 17.! get a reality check, tard.
mustang_babe 0
I say it was a well thought out plan, so that you cannot play with yourself anymore and thus only being able to bang your boyfriend for sexual release...he's a mastermind I tell you!
mustang_babe 0
^ I have the best number! better than being first
cutlass81 6
Hahaha, agreed. And somehow I figured you'd mention something about your number. lol
mustang_babe 0
and how'd you figure that :P