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Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!
whatadaydanny 12
Offer yourself to be adopted.
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Comments (131)
WCARlover 35
What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
Sounds like someone has some problems...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Agreed, no.1 This shit pisses me the **** off. Parents are supposed to be there for you always. Your parents are supposed to be the ones that you can turn to no matter what happens. Scum of the earth shitbags like the mother here who pick favorites and make their children miserable intentionally don't deserve the air they breathe or their children to be around them when they're dying. OP, don't worry; what goes around will come around, and she'll get what she deserves.
unknown_user5566 27
1- I've noticed that a lot of parents seem to be getting worse, too. The way I see it, parents back in the day slapped their kids around and it was accepted. Now emotional abuse seems to be the norm.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
The BEST revenge would be to pretend you're rebelling. Once your mother finds one or two 'used' needles lying around the house she'll soon change her attitude towards you. If that doesn't work - then you're pregnant, and have no idea who the father is.
SenselessPattern 12
Parents these days are bad? **** the Puritan children's lives, their parents were told to beat the devil out of them.
LolFMLnot 10
So your mom and brother teamed up against you? Thats when you team up with your dad and show them whose the boss
Tay_racer10 3
I am so lucky to have the mom I have, my dad isn't around much and my parents are divorced but my mom and I have been through hell and back so sorry OP
EmazingLight 9
Well some parents just like to be evil, narcissistic assmunches.
the_blind_wonder 1
I call bullshit. Somebody's mother would actually do that?
summerguy97 16
To be fair, parents have always been awful
whatadaydanny 12
Offer yourself to be adopted.
brackaman 18
Offer her brother up to be adopted then say your mom did it.
DrDilllonReese 12
Or just volunteer as tribute
thejewishfuhrer 17
Hopefully she's from a wealthy district, and her parents and community members can sponsor her in her adoption.
unknown_user5566 27
41- Awesome. My mind went to "Hunger Games" after reading this comment as well. :)
GirlYouNasty 11
59- I think 41's use of district wasn't intended to be referencing the hunger games, he meant a real life district. However I also jumped to the "hunger games" conclusion after reading the comment about volunteering as tribute. So there's your reasoning for being buried, in case you or anyone else cares.
Aug1508 9
I'm sorry. Try to ignore them. And once they realize they can't get to you they'll leave you alone.
annie_nk 23
But before that happens, they might get more vicious. My little brother would resort to punching me if I ignored his insults.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
43- should have sunk your teeth into his palm. Once bitten, twice shy.
mrperspire 4
Learn to laugh at yourself always works too. Because if you find what they say funny. They can't hurt you.
annie_nk 23
63 - Ah but I am the older sibling and if I fought back, I'd be the one in trouble and he'd be let off the hook.
dancer4life143 13
71- it's the exact same with my brother and me. My brother is 7 years younger and he always physically and emotionally abuses me, but as soon as I do something to him, I get in trouble "because I'm older and should know better". It sucks, but I've learned to just deal with that. I'm sorry op :/ hopefully you're almost done with high school and can move out ASAP!
Popcornography 10
Arghhhh, right in the feels! :'(
seriouslythat 6
So do I my mother knows how to push my buttons and she sent me a message on how to make me cry to me by accident one day :(
seriouslythat 6
Sorry 5 that was supposed to be my comment alone not a reply
orebes 3
That really sucks OP. I hope your mom realizes what she's doing can hurt her relationship with you for her whole life. Hope things get better.
flutter4 7
I feel sorry for people with parents like this.
TheOath 12
Exactly what kind of pleasure do parents get from doing this to their children? I don't see what fun there is unless you're all joking and teasing together :/
tacojauns 45
Wow that's not even cool that's just mean
P374RD3D 9
I am pretty sure that's the point of the FML.
Dadothy 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This has to be one of the funniest FMLs I have ever read.
Welshite 40
Funny how? It's messed up to screw with someone's feelings like that.
Dadothy 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Funny as in I laughed when I read it
ant1078 7
I'm gonna assume you are new to fml, either that or your sense of humor stinks
unknown_user5566 27
23- Or he's just an all-around jackass.
hopsinlove17 26
^ding ding ding. We have a winner
PhishloverA 14
No crap #22, we know what the word 'funny' means. #21 was wondering how you found this FML funny
silverstream20 20
I agree with 23 but I much prefer heartless douche personally. But then that's just me.
silverstream20 20
Agrees with 52 but I prefer heartless douche myself. But then that's just me.
silverstream20 20
Double post sorry. Stupid App.
Crazydevil_fml 0
Fake. No human being can do that.
randomthing 22
Why would she do that?? Wtf.
flutter4 7
She is a shitty ass mom. You should treat all your kids the same.
flutter4 7
She is a shitty ass mom. You should treat all your kids the same.
EmazingLight 9
Cuz her moms an asshole, duh.
gc327072 31
Tell your brother how to anger her the most! >:-D