Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML
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sydneysays 15
That's one way to get fingered
mangasempai 11
I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.
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Comments (43)
leviheichou 15
Ouch
AddictGamer 16
What an original waste of a first comment. Sorry OP, hope you get better! :)
mangasempai 11
Such a well-thought out response, you totally earned a Noble Prize for such insight and humour expressed in your wise response to such phenomena. I applaud you.
AddictGamer 16
Oh! What a blunt sarcastic response! Thank you for your eagerness to try to shut me down. It was fun.
Jaevwyn 17
QQ
nini047 6
Woh, hope you are alright!
mangasempai 11
You hope she is alright? It's not like her finger was just crushed by a thin glass window. Of course she is alright...
Paultheouctopus 13
I guess she is typing this herself.
HersheySquirts 17
"Well mom...what had happened was..."
ostfaiz 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ouch..bloody sex
sarah5745 41
Op, you must've had the car running in order for the windows to move, so why don't you turn on the air conditioning instead?
wanted_2_want 40
The literal definition of "LOVE HURTS"
mangasempai 11
I'm surprised you did not feel the window going up. I mean it takes at least a good 4-6 seconds for the window to fully go up.
Puffytruffles 18
Would you have the window all the way down?
cocacola999 27
Guess the sex was amazing enough for OP not to notice.
mangasempai 11
Hell yea, I tried that myself and the heat is excruciating. On top of that, all the windows would get fogged up and we would feel like suffocating. I rolled down all the windows.
Namenlos_fml 20
The way I read it was the window was just cracked. There would have been no time to react.
sydneysays 15
That's one way to get fingered
stevenN659 24
pun very much intended I see. I like your sense of humour.
Oyas12 14
#18 perfect profile picture
Paultheouctopus 13
Too bad there was no protection for your fingers. FYL.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Taking rough sex to the next level
Jaevwyn 17
I suppose "get a room" would work here
kianerssss 7
How about keeping the air conditioner on????
Enslaved 38
You're absolutely right. Because in order for the power windows to work, the car had to be turned on anyways.
cryssycakesx3 23
in my car, there's an accessory setting where just the windows and radio work, then "on" where the AC just runs, and you have to start the car for it to blow cold.
SkyDog 9
My 2003 Suburban keeps all power on until I open the door. Key can be out of the ignition.
Sakuraashita 15
Good luck explaining this one to your friends with a straight face...