Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Nyc__Princess 0
Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.
MAGNAVOX 0
Next time yell stop?
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Comments (203)
perdix 31
How are you going to make him a sammich? What the **** were you screaming that he didn't know to stop? You should have screamed out his best friend's or his brother's name, and he would have come to a screeching halt immediately.
DocBastard 40
I question your choice of "come to a screeching halt," perdix.
perdix 31
It was quite intentional for people like you. . . and me.
nycy 0
I see what you did there. :)
Justincolon22 15
**** that's harsh...
schalk 12
That sandwich joke is getting old. Please stop using it. It stopped being funny years ago. Maybe a variation of it or something instead next time. For example : Q: How many sexists does it take to change a kitchen light bulb A: None. Let her make a sandwich in the dark
itsbriiibaby 0
Yeah...maybe you should have a safe word...like i don't know...STOP?
cufaoil 11
stop can get misinterpreted too easily.... stop, no stop.... no don't... don't.... no... no don't stop.... don't STOP!!!
itsbriiibaby 0
solid point. haha
chrishansen 0
You should have said you want to get pregnant..
elmorous 0
lol. then she's knocked up with 3 broken fingers haha
PiiMPiiN_DA_H03Z 0
HAHAHAHAHA
BigZadii 0
Ftw
FFML_314 12
What could you have possibly been screaming? If you scream the same way during sex as you do when you're in severe and agonizing pain, then I feel sorry for anyone that ever sleeps with you or is within a 1 mile radius of you.
xGet_Over_It 0
For your profile info thing: *then Heh, just saying. :3
afghan_angel 0
Ahhhhhhhh... YDI :D
amerwin 3
That was his way of telling you that you have been squeezing his sack too firmly during ********.
birdman412 0
damn haha well you got it pretty hard tho it's worth it haha
mintcar 10
So many injuries during rough sex. Take it easy?
Igor_g5 0
Why you puttin your fingers there anyway?
lexuality 0
Why not tell him to stop instead of just screaming? I know pain stops most people from getting a full sentence out coherently but surely you could have yelled STOP without too much trouble?