Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur teacher's a dumbass
hellooo222 0
wow stupid teacher
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Comments (163)
jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur teacher's a dumbass
chromeLegend 0
But isn't it OP's fault in the first place?
bbuba 0
agreed
RustyGuns 0
This sort of stuff wouldn't happen if you kept your dick in your pants.
flauchmiester 0
well he needs to pay attention more I mean he even spelt behavior wrong!
KurouTenshi 0
behaviour is just an alternative spelling, like colour or flavour. it's not wrong it's just not western.
hijueputa 0
@13, British spelling you ignorant hick
damienwatkins 0
he's European dumbfuck
_swimcutie_ 0
What exactly was the inappropriate behavior though? If it wasn't a big deal, than yes ur teacher is a dumbass and FYL indeed. BUT..if I was extremely inappropriate...than YDI..plus..wouldn't u have rather stay out in the hall then in class? =p just wonderinggg:)
damienwatkins 0
does it matter? he got sent out of the class and if he got sent to the office or something it probably wouldve been more severe
_swimcutie_ 0
Yes it matters! He shouldn't be inappropriate in class! helllo??!!
_swimcutie_ 0
who deleted my comment???
_swimcutie_ 0
Well anyway at 33..yes it does matter. He shouldn't be inappropriate in class..helllo!?
DeeBizz 0
yoo
applesmoothiee 2
@ #21..So europeans don't need to keep their dick in their pants? or am i missing something?
reyemrein 0
Don't be so quick to blame the OP. I am in high school and I've seen teachers punish kids for some pretty stupid reasons. For example, in my algebra class, there was a kid who shrugged off his backpack. As he did this, our teacher walked by him. The backpack grazed her as it fell to the floor. She yelled that he had tried to throw his backpack at her and sent him to the office. He had a broken arm.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#21, how do you know OP is European? He is posting from Oklahoma and there is nothing indicating he is not from the States aside from his spelling. Just wondering. OP, I don't know if you put inappropriate in quotes because you disagree with your teacher but in any case, wouldn't you rather your parents think you skipped class than to know you were misbehaving in it?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Oh, I just saw Vanni's post. Disregard the first part of my comment.
dannytheshmoop 0
this happebded to my m8 in pe got sent out and sir just fogoet lol
damienwatkins 0
because he spelt behavior as behaviour which only Europeans do. he probably ****** up his location. I know he shouldn't be inappropriate in class but I was actually talking about how if he had done something worse, he wouldve had a more severe punishment. the op was probably just talking about sex in class or something
noype 0
So only Europeans know how to spell words properly?
iishninjarawr 0
today is Saturday in America Sunday on the other side of the world how was there school?
kristen_lesli 0
It's just that noone wants them to, they're European ;P
kristen_lesli 0
that's @ 56 :)
V_GEHTS 0
What's wrong with Europeans?
V_GEHTS 0
lol
crazycornn 0
hey it's not OPs fault. I think everyones forgetting that he already was punished by being sent out of class, so he got what was coming to him. you don't need to falsly accuse him of doing somethig he didn't on top of that! just because he was jacking off or whatever xD doesn't mean that he suddenly deserves everything bad that happens! seriously people! use your brains! it might help you some day!!
MF12 0
or, you know, from oklahoma
MF12 0
it takes about a month for an FML to get through the modding
bwhahaha_fml 10
you know Canada spells it with a u as well
Pmm368 5
OP didn't spell Behaviour wrong. In the UK, it's spelled behaviour, while in America it's Behavior.
Trumane 4
YDI for being sent out in the first place. If ya didnt get sent out you wouldnt be in the mess. simple logic FTW!
Danielt104 6
I really want to know what the OP did.
oooo_shizzle 0
I get in more trouble for skipping class than I do misbehaving in it
MadPercussion 0
it's spelled behaviour in Canada as well, not just Europe.
bebz_fml 0
who cares where he's from
jason2468 0
@77
jason2468 0
damn it my comment ducked up
jason2468 0
@77 ur also a European dumbfuck no one can understand you
max98_fml 0
Win @ #11
LauranceMonroe 0
#21 you are are one funny bastard, retard.
beansoup 0
@36 friggin prep
xoxoRoseElixoxo 0
whoa skipped class is a detention an iss if it has happened before inapporiate behavior is nothing
vijiis 0
Because Oklahoma's in Europe?
Vanni 0
By the way, I accidentally messed this up and made it post with the wrong location. Just pretend it says Sweden. Sorry! :)
TehFuzzyOne 0
btw, what was the innapropriate behavior?
asianwolf 2
agreed. at my school skipping school only gives your parents a phone call. a behavior referral gives you detention
TehFuzzyOne 0
What was the innapropriate behavior? xD
Vanni 0
I don't know. Other than that mistake, I posted it as it was submitted.
mandiecait 0
wow, that's the first time I've seen the OP actually comment on their own FML
Vanni 0
I'M NOT THE OP!!!! OP would have a BLUE ribbon. I'm staff on this site. That's why it says "(fml staff)" by my name.
Sirin_fml 47
Hey Vanni, take some Midol and chill the hell out *slams a blue ribbon onto her left breast*
V_GEHTS 0
It actually does happen once in a while, when OP wants to clarify things.
VraelVhalen 0
Vanni um...do they have school on Saturdays in Sweden? I don't think this post is legit seeing as it IS Saturday which generally isn't a school day.
altaira_fml 0
Some schools, yes. Some in the UK do too.
guckylynn 19
Hey 121 "today" doesn't always literally mean this actual day. duh...
VraelVhalen 0
**** off 137
b1aze 0
153 you deserved it for being a dumbshit.
hellooo222 0
wow stupid teacher
garuru 4
i would have shot the teacher in the face with my crossbow. stupid teacher always keep a crossbow at all times
Elamdri 0
#82 .... /facepalm
ericnx 8
is your teacher smart?
MndM 0
oh wow that sucks. if it were me i'd tell my mom the teacher was stupid and didn't know what she was talkn about but that's never happened to me so FYL
iris1012 5
but then she would have to explain why she was sent out for inappropriate behavior
mina637 0
wow. that sucks. did u explain to ur teacher?
facingforeverr 0
this right here kinda makes mee wish i had a dick
BloodyMontage 0
Don't become a she-male now...
facingforeverr 0
lol i posted on the wrong comment. haha my bad. nd no one has to worry bc i am perfectly content with my ****** :) no need for a dick unless its someone elses
Loveya448 0
Go to your attendance office and fix it.
facingforeverr 0
report the teacher for sexual harrasment
Erniesduck123 0
Half of these FML's are so stupid, it's like, it was an FML, until I explained to my parents and teacher what happened, and then it was ok and everything was fine.
randomxperson 0
....today is a saturday.
facingforeverr 0
and tommoro will be sunday
darkmis1 18
All the FMLs automatically start with "Today". It could've happened three months ago, for all we know.
emsiti 6
the day before was friday then thursday then wednesday then tuesday and so on